HELLUVA HUMAN: Highway to Hell (Chapter 2: Wanted Dead or Alive)

Meanwhile, in Hell...

Stolas: ...

Blitzø: ... Stolas? Are you... okay?

Stolas: Okay? Okay?! Blitzø, your daughter is dating someone that's illegal to hang around with! And what's worse is that the human's friend is involved in all this.

Blitzø: Okay, I know how bad this looks and trust me, I'm doing what I can to solve the problem.

Stolas: Clearly, after what you told me, it looks to me that you failed to do so. Blitzy, if we don't do something about this, everyone in Hell will soon know about this and then, Satan will know and he'll punish us. Mostly me for allowing this.

Blitzø: Well, even if I want to go back up there and take care of the problem, Loona won't let me come anywhere near the humans. It's as if they've put her under hypnosis or some shit!

Stolas: Blitzy, humans aren't capable of magic.

Blitzø: I mean, they must've illuminated their emotions into making my little Loonie believe that they're good people. They're manipulating her with their false emotions.

Stolas: ...

Blitzø: I almost died to my daughter's hands! If that human didn't stop her, I would've been dead.

Stolas: "Stop her"? Wait, the human stopped her from killing you?

Blitzø: Yes!

Stolas: ... Is there something you're not telling me?

Blitzø: ... *sighs* Look, the human's motives are unknown to me. He said that he only wanted to bring us to them so that they can "talk" to me, but clearly, they had a trap set up.

Stolas: ... As much as I am against your daughter being with a human because I worry about her safety... I'm curious to wanna see how the human got to her.

Blitzø: So am I! My daughter is literally the only smartest person in the gang aside from Millie and somehow, she's under the influence of a human. It's as if she's been hypnotized or something.

Stolas: Blitzy, humans aren't capable of magic.

Blitzø: Then, how the flying pigeon shit pile did a fucking human managed to gain Loonie's attention?!

Stolas: Well, have you bothered to ask him?

Blitzø: Why would I stoop so low as to chat with a brainless monkey who wants to shove their dicks into pussies?

Stolas: ...

Blitzø: Look, regardless of how my daughter is with that shit stain, I want her to be safe from having to deal with Satan or some other powerful being. The laws state that we can't be in an emotional relationship with a human.

Stolas: Yet Loona is probably the first demon to interact with one without having to worry about anything, which is fascinating. I'm... not gonna lie, but I am getting quite curious.

Blitzø: Well, I want to deal with this situation before it goes public! The faster we get this done, the sooner we all don't have to deal with the law.

Stolas: Now hold on, Blitzy, I'll be the judge on if he's worth executing for I wish to understand him.

Blitzø: Heh. Good luck with that.

Stolas: Blitzy...

Blitzø: I'm serious.

Stolas: So am I. If you don't agree to do this, we can consider your business kaput.

Blitzø: *raises eyebrow* What?

Stolas: You'll be going out of business.

Blitzø: What?! You can't be fucking serious about this! A human is not worth this stress!