Inkbound

Luna grinned as she opened AO3 on her phone.

"Alright, who wants to go first?"

Silence.

Then—

"ME!" Hisoka grinned. "I'm quite curious about my... pairings~."

Luna chuckled. "Oh,Hisoka, you'll love this." She scrolled and read aloud,

"'Hisoka pinned Gon against the wall his breath hot against the boy's neck. "You've grown so much, Gon~. I can't hold back anymore."

Killua exploded. "NO.NO.DELETE IT. DELETE THE WHOLE INTERNET."

Gon froze in horror. "Uh—"

Hisoka licked his lips. "Oh~ that author knows me well."

Leorio gagged. "I HATE THIS."

Naruto snatched the phone. "MY TURN. I WANNA KNOW WHY I'M SHIPPED WITH SASUKE."

Luna smirked. "Oh,trust me,this one's legendary." She cleared her throat dramatically.

"Sasuke pressed Naruto against the Hokage monument,eyes dark with longing. "You're the only one who's ever understood me, dobe." Naruto swallowed. "Tch. As if I'd ever fall for you, bastard." Sasuke smirked. "Then why aren't you pulling away?"'

Naruto threw the phone. "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!"

Kakashi casually caught it. "Huh. Not bad writing."

Tenten was wheezing. "OH MY GOD."

Might Guy clapped. "SUCH PASSIONATE YOUTH!"

Leorio groaned. "Kill me. Kill me now."

Count D sipped his tea. "This is delightful."

Leon snatched the phone next. "Okay. Let's get this over with." He scrolled, face growing redder by the second.

"'Leon kissed Count D's fingertips, his voice husky. "You drive me crazy, you know that?" Count D smirked, tugging him closer. "Then let's see how crazy you can get~."'"

Leon threw the phone off the rooftop.

"I'M DONE. I'M DONE. I'M SO DONE.

Count D chuckled. "How flattering."

Luna wiped tears of laughter. "I have backups, don't worry."

Yankumi groaned. "Fine, let's get this over with."

Luna scrolled, found a top-rated fic,and read—

"'Yankumi was tough, but Shin had always known there was a softer side to her. As she patched up his wounds, her fingers brushed his skin, sending sparks down his spine. "Sensei..." he murmured, voice laced with something deeper. "Shin..." she whispered back—'"

Shin smirked. "Oh? Sounds accurate."

Yankumi kicked him. "SHUT UP."

Tenten wiped her tears. "This is the best day of my life."

Kakashi finally spoke up. "Alright. Let's see what's been written about me."

Luna grinned. "Oh, Kakashi. You are EVERYWHERE." She scrolled and read—

"'Kakashi ran a hand through his silver hair, gazing at the man before him. "You're infuriating, you know that?" Might Guy laughed. "And yet, you can't stay away." Kakashi sighed, pulling him closer. "Shut up and kiss me, idiot."'"

Might Guy exploded. "AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!"

Tenten collapsed laughing. "IT'S TOO PERFECT."

Kakashi rubbed his chin. "Hmm. Not bad."

Might Guy collapsed. "I'M GOING TO DIE OF EMBARRASSMENT."

Leorio pointed at Luna. "YOU WROTE THESE, DIDN'T YOU?!"

Luna winked. "Maybe."

Leorio screamed.

Killua sighed. "Okay. But... this is just fanfiction. It's not like there's art of us."

Luna pulled up fanart on Pinterest.

Killua saw an entire gallery of soft Gon x Killua drawings.

Killua turned pale.

Gon coughed. "Wow... they really... uh..."

Killua stood up. "I NEED TO GO INTO WITNESS PROTECTION."

Hisoka smirked. "I, on the other hand, am enjoying this immensely~."

Leon groaned. "So. What do we do now?"

Luna grinned. "Simple.We go to an anime convention and see this madness in person."

Everyone froze.

Then—

Leorio groaned. "Oh, this is gonna be a disaster."