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Chapter 28 Stalked

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THREE DAYS LATER,
CYPRUS

For three whole days,Ash and Luna successfully kept their honeymoon peaceful.

The beaches of Cyprus were paradise—clear blue waters, golden sand, and no chaotic superpowered friends in sight.

They spent their mornings having breakfast by the sea, afternoons exploring ancient ruins, and nights wrapped in each other's arms, watching the waves.


Everything was perfect.

Until it wasn't.


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DAY 4: DISASTER STRIKES (AGAIN)


Luna was lounging by the infinity pool,sipping on a cocktail,when she heard it

"THERE THEY ARE!!!"


Her soul left her body.

She turned in horror as a horde of familiar idiots came racing toward her villa.

Naruto, Gon, and Rock Lee were leading the charge, waving like madmen.

Behind them, Kurapika looked exhausted. Sakura was smacking Sasuke. Count D was sipping tea, unbothered. Leon just sighed.

Tenten, Hinata,and Yankumi were holding up a giant sign:

"CONGRATULATIONS, NEWLYWEDS! (SORRY FOR CRASHING!)"


Luna screamed. "NOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Ash,who had been napping inside,groggily walked out. "...What the hell?"

Before he could react,Naruto tackled him into the pool.

SPLASH!

Ash came up, furious. "I WILL KILL YOU."

Naruto just laughed. "YOU CAN'T ESCAPE US, DATTEBAYO!"

Luna collapsed on her sunbed,defeated."so much for peace."


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THE 'SURPRISE' HONEYMOON PARTY


Since the gang refused to leave,Ash and Luna had no choice,but to let them stay.

Which led to—

Naruto and Gon 'surfing' on Rock Lee's back.

Hisoka attempting to flirt with the locals.

Kurapika and Sasuke judging everyone in silence.

Might Guy and Rock Lee challenging locals to a "Test of Youth."

Tenten and Hinata teaching Luna how to throw kunai.

Count D casually summoning exotic animals just because.

Leon looking like he regretted everything.

By sunset,the entire gang was having a bonfire party by the beach.

Ash sat beside Luna,watching their ridiculous family laugh, drink,and cause minor destruction.

Luna sighed. "I hate them."

Ash smirked. "No, you don't."

She groaned, leaning against him."Why are we like this?"

Ash chuckled,kissing her temple. "Because we attract chaos."

Luna sighed dramatically. "Guess we're stuck with them."

Ash smirked. "Until death do us part."

She laughed. "Or until they kill each other first."

And with that,the honeymoon from hell continued.

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