[lavashipping textfic, wrong number AU]
[!might contain suggestive messages!]
Having flirted all night at a party with a certain redhead called Skylor, Kai is excited to text her the next day. Turns out, the number he got actually belongs to a certa...
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[25/3, 7:42]
Hey Skylor, it's Kai from last night 🔴 I had a lot of fun 🔥 🔴
🟠 sorry to be the bearer of bad news man but last time i checked im no skylor... 🟠 maybe you mistyped the number?
Oh 🔴 No... It seems to be correct 🔴
🟠 😬
Well this is just great and not 🔴 embarrassing at all
🟠 hey its fine, happens to the best of us 🟠 maybe she changed her number recently and this was an accident?
I appreciate you trying to make me 🔴 feel better but I think it's doing the opposite Fuck I'm such an idiot 🔴 Sorry 🔴
🟠 its cool dont worry about it 🟠 sprry it didnt work out 🟠 *sorry
[25/3, 18:28]
Why would you give someone a fake 🔴 number?
🟠 still no skylor here...
No, I'm asking you mysterious 🔴 stranger If you were to give someone a fake 🔴 number why would you do it?
🟠 uhh 🟠 well 🟠 i guess if there was a guy that just qouldnt leave me alone id give him one if it would make him leave 🟠 *wouldnt 🟠 does that answer your question?
I can't believe this 🔴 I genuinely thought we clicked 🔴 Like 🔴 She was laughing at my jokes and 🔴 touching me, it was textbook flirting!
🟠 maybe thats it 🟠 textbooks usually have the least realistic scenarios 🟠 if i learnt anything in shintarian classes its long debates about whether we get a pepperoni pizza again or just margherita
Oh you speak Shintarian? That's cool! 🔥 🔴
🟠 well i can only thank my friend for that 🟠 look, sometimes things arent what they seem 🟠 someone sees six, someone sees nine, you mightve seen her having fun, she mightve thought youre an idiot 🟠 not that you are 🟠 not everyone clicks you know 🟠 i dont think youre an idiot btw 🟠 at least you didnt give me a reason yet
Wow. You're just the best at this aren't 🔴 you?
🟠 hey i never said i am
Well... I appreciate your efforts and 🔴 wasted time
🟠 oh im just waiting for my water to boil so i can make instant noodles 🟠 this is definitely the best use of my time otherwise id be staring at bubbled for minutes
Might be more thrilling than talking to 🔴 the biggest dumpster fire in the world
🟠 at least fires are hot
You bet 🔥 🔴
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