Number's Game

[3/4, 12:04]

🟠 heyy so hypothetically if someone
was to receive a text on accident but
kept in touch with the persn and
then sorta did nothing else but talk
to them hypothetically that would
not mean anything right? because
theyve never seen each other and
its not been that long?

good morning to you too ⚪

🟠 im reading a book

are you now? ⚪
what is it called? ⚪

🟠 aphonection
🟠 it feels like a bunch of nonsense if
you ask me
🟠 but i wanted an objective third party
opinion to feel justified

uh huh ⚪
two negatives make a positive, two ⚪
hypothetically's make this an "oh my
master okay its happening"
who's the man ⚪

🟠 theres no man
🟠 i said im reading a book 

and i'm just asking for a friend ⚪
also you've been deleting messages ⚪
like your life depended on it last
night so
spill the beans brookstone ⚪

🟠 i thought you always slept like a
baby

i do ⚪
but my gf doesn't ⚪

🟠 oh shoot
🟠 sorry about that

oh shoot indeed ⚪
what did you get yourself into? ⚪

🟠 nothing!
🟠 this guy texted me by accident
thinking i was somebody else and
we just sort of
🟠 kept in touch

and you want more touching ⚪

🟠 stop it.
🟠 i dont even know what he looks like
🟠 weve just been texting
🟠 and thats about it

and thats why you came crawling to ⚪
me begging for help

🟠 okay 1 im not begging.
🟠 2 i dont need help
🟠  im just ASKING if you agree with me
that it doesnt mean anything

i would need more context to provide ⚪
you with helpful and unbiased
response

🟠 ugh.
🟠 because youre never biased
🟠 fine.
🟠 his names kai, he studies history
and he has no clue how his phone
works
🟠 he keeps using the fire emoji like
its punctuation and he cant use
abbreviations at all its honestly
adorkable
🟠 also he keeps claiming hes not
nerdy but whenever i even HINT at
something history related he will talk
about it for hours
🟠 did you know the anacondrai not
only practised cannibalism but they
even made instruments out of their
teeth? and then played threathening
music when going into battles??
🟠 i mean how fucked upp do you have
to be?
🟠 and he LIKES it

and you like him ⚪

🟠 NO
🟠 because how could that be possible
anyway right?
🟠 were just talking
🟠 over the phone

yeah thats what people do, you ⚪
know?
i talk to my gf too ⚪

🟠 yeah but you see her too
🟠 i dont even know what colour his
hair is!

does it matter? ⚪

🟠 well
🟠 no
🟠 but thats not the point

then what is? ⚪

🟠 just say its impossible to catch
feelings over the phone

so you can avoid them longer? i don't ⚪
think so
you had a crush on the kebap guy for ⚪
over a year just because he "moved
around the food truck like it was a
dance floor"
i think this is great improvement ⚪
at least you know his name ⚪

🟠 im not the same person i was then
🟠 people change and grow vania

yes, you're a big tough guy with big ⚪
muscles and an impenetrable heart

🟠 exactly

what's so bad about a sexy guy ⚪
penetrating you?

🟠 first of all gross
🟠 second of all i dont even know
if we live in the same city
🟠 THIRD of all i have no clue if he
even is sexy??? 

come on brookie, you'd move ⚪
mountains to get to him if he
offered homemade breakfast in bed
and since when do you care about ⚪
looks?

🟠 maybe this is a sign that i need to
get off my phone

or maybe its a sign you should stop ⚪
with the macho cosplay and go
frolic in the fields with the love of
your life like you deserve?

🟠 i cant like him.

why? ⚪

🟠 [Typing]

🟠 [Typing]

🟠 [Typing] 

exactly ⚪
you're acting like this is a crime ⚪
when dating apps exist
so you got seduced by technological ⚪
incompetence and history trivia so
what?
i literally met my gf in prison ⚪

🟠 fair
🟠 im so stupid

and i love you ⚪
now go make kai tell you the same thing ⚪
also tell rocky i said hi ⚪
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