Enamored ?「 Various Saiki K. Characters x FEM?Reader 」

「 ? A new year - 023 ? 」

'May a good woman appear before kusuo.' That was the part Mr Saiki noticed you.

"Ahh! [Name] you startled me, I didn't notice you there." 'Is [name] and Kusuo really fate? They grew up so fast!' he thought as a single tear fell.

"Happy new years by the way, Mr Kuniharu." You said with a soft bow before eyeing Saiki, he was already glancing away.

"Oh is that..."

'Stop this. Please go away. I don't even need to look.'

"Wow! Saiki, what a coincidence." Teruhashi said with her charming smile.

'So lucky to run into him here. I mean, Saiki is the lucky one— IS THAT [NAME]? omg she's so lucky I'm here right now.' Teruhashi said, a soft blush spreading on her cheeks.

'Great, the whole cast is here now.'

"Ah, Kokomi. Nice to see you here." You greeted, walking towards her.

"Ahh!! What?? Who is this beauty??? She knows Kusuo...? Wait— I thought my prayers were already answered when [name] appeared... It's supposed to be Kusuo's decision now..." Mr kuniharu sweat drop as he stared at you and Teruhashi.

"Not my problem."

"Oh! Teruhashi!" Nendou greeted as miss Korumi hums in amusement.

"Who is it this time? Who is this?" She says, her hands clasped together.

"Hi, Teruhashi!" Hairo greeted.

"Hello Teruhashi." Kaidou said with a polite smile.

"What are you doing here?" Nendou asked.

"Nice to meet you, I'm Kusuo's father."

"I'm Ku's mom!"

"What is going on? I just want some peace and quiet." Saiki said as he glance towards you.

'Let's get outta here before things get worse.' he said before tugging your scarf, practically dragging you.

'I think it is already worse dude.'

"What? Are you going home, Kusuo, [name]?" Mr kuniharu asked.

"I know! Why don't you all come over? We have new years food!" Kuniharu offered.

"Yes! Please come! Me and [name] prepared a lot!" Mrs Korumi said happily.

"Oh! let's go!"

"Eh? [name]'s cooking? If we won't be too much trouble..."

'how come you're not granting my wish, God?' Saiki said as you laugh softly.

"Poor you." You teased with a soft smirk, knowing this was your wish.

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"Wow! This mashed sweet potatoes and chestnuts are great!"

"Eat up!"

"I love eating!"

"[Name] are you the one who made these?"

"I helped."

"You're eating too much!"

'My only sanctuary...'

"This is very good. Please teach me how to make it sometime."  Teruhashi said.

"Really? Of course I will! You can also ask [name], she's a good cook herself." Mrs Korumi said as she gently nudges your shoulder making you giggle softly which made Teruhashi blush slightly.

'A moment where [name] teaches me how to cook? Aw, that would be so roman— no! I'm only using her to get close to Saiki, that's all!' Teruhashi said in mind as she tries telling herself that.

"you'll make a good wife one day, Teruhashi." Kuniharu said.

'The only wife I need is [name—]' "Oh, thank you very much!" Thank goodness she was able to hold those words back.

'This is a nightmare.' Saiki stands up.

"Thank you, everyone, for being Ku's friend." Kuromi says.

"You don't have to thank us! We want to be his friends." Hairo said, causing kuromi to smile.

"You're right. I'm sorry. I'm just so happy. Ku has never had many friends because he's a psychic."

Oh wait.

Did Mrs Korumi just said that out loud?

If it did.

Then everyone would freeze.

Which is what's happening right now.

—Silence—

'Well, at least it's finally quiet.'

"Honey, I don't think you should have shared that a bit." Mr kuniharu said nervously.

"Eh?"

'So, what are you going to do about this, god?'

"What do you mean by psychic?' Teruhashi asked.

"Honey, you have to say something."

"Well..."

'You just need to change the subject.'

'fine.'

"Oh, do you guys know the shonen jump logo? You know, that pirate one." Kuniharu asked after clearing his throat.

"Oh, yes. I'm familiar." Hairo answered.

"If you turn that symbol by 90 degrees, it looks like a girl's side profile. I just thought I would point it out..."

"Eh..."

"Oh..."

—Silence—

'Now, look what you've done. You just made it worse.'

"Oh, wow; I definitely see it! Here." Nendou Said, making you sigh in relief.

'Nendou... Nice save. We managed to change the subject successfully.'

'I love you so much nendou.'

'Don't go that far.'

"So, what's this psychic you mentioned?" Oh, okay.

'Get out.'

'Celebrated too soon.'

"Do you know that if you electrocute someone while holding them under water, it'll leave no burn marks on the body?" You said randomly trying to change the topic.

'You get out too. And stop giving anime references... I'm out of options.'

With that, the water suddenly spilled.

"Oh, no! I'm so sorry!" Teruhashi said.

"Are you okay?"

"Oh, my!"

'Okay, that should do it. but. Ur might be a little too late.'

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([A/n]: Now you see me. Now you ain't. 😈😈)