blind spot ? skz 9th member

Felix:
Did you eat??
You get weird when you're hungry and I can't protect people again today 😭

Ivy:
First of all, I'm NEVER weird
Second, no I didn't
Third, why are people always those who need protecting???

Felix:
Bc you THREW a spatula at Chan last time
I still have the slow-mo video 😇

Ivy:
HE DESERVED IT
He called my banana bread "mid"
Mid!!!!
In THIS ECONOMY???

Felix:
I'm not saying he was right
But I am saying you didn't need to assault our leader with kitchenware

Ivy:
Fine
I'll throw cupcakes next time

Felix:
That's actually worse bc you make really good cupcakes
That's a crime against snacks

Ivy:
You're lucky you're cute
Come over and feed me
I'm cold and I want your hoodie

Felix:
On my way 
Bringing food, hoodie, and kisses
Do I get brownie points?

Ivy:
You get brownie bites if you bring strawberry milk too ☹️

Felix:
Simp mode: activated 🫡

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Ivy:
I can't walk properly
You ruined me
This is abuse

Felix:
Good morning to you too 💀
I warned you.
Multiple times.
You didn't listen.

Ivy:
Bc you say "just trust me"
AND I'M STUPID. I TRUST YOU EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

Felix:
You were not saying that last night.

Ivy:
Yeah well last night I was blinded by love
And now I'm limping like I ran a marathon
Why am I sore in places that don't even make sense???

Felix:
I'd say sorry but I'm actually really proud

Ivy:
You're banned.
Do not touch me.
Do not look at me.
Do not breathe in my direction.

Felix:
So dramatic for someone who was begging for "one more" 🫢

Ivy:
BLOCKED.
You're lucky I love you.
Also pls bring me a heating pad and banana milk before I collapse in the hallway.

Felix:
On it.
Also I was gonna book us a chiropractor.
You're welcome.

Ivy:
I hate you
But like in a hot, fiancée way

Felix:
You're lucky you're cute
Also Olivia just read your text over my shoulder
I am being bullied in four languages

Ivy:
WHAT TEXT
OH MY GOD
TELL ME IT WAS THE "I hate you" ONE

Felix:
Nope
She read the "I can't walk properly" part
Out loud
In front of Rachel and Mum
I am deceased
Funeral is next Thursday

Ivy:
I'M NOT COMING TO YOUR FUNERAL.
I'M GOING INTO HIDING.
TELL THEM I MOVED TO SWEDEN

Felix:
Too late
Olivia is texting you
Mum is crying laughing