Crk characters make a messenger group

Author's note: Chat I'm out of Almond x Roguefort fics to read on ao3, help what do I do

Also I adopted the headcanon about Latte and Espresso being siblings so I'm gonna just put this into this fic
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THURSDAY
1:23 PM

Latte Cookie joined the group

Latte Cookie changed their name to "Ur coffee auntie"

Ur coffee auntie: Sup chat I'm back

Candy: Back with milk or without milk

Ur coffee auntie: Without
Ur coffee auntie: Why r you asking

Shadow Milk: Came back and didn't even bring the milk
Shadow Milk: SUCH DISRESPECT

White Lily: I thought that fathers are supposed to be back with milk???

Candy: Well, yours didn't

White Lily: I'm glad I don't have children like you

Fire Spirit: Having children is amazing

Archie: As long as they're not someone like Candy Apple Cookie

Sailor moon: Agreed

Ur coffee auntie: Oh forgot to ask
Ur coffee auntie: ESPRESSO COKIEEEE

Essy: What is it

Ur coffee auntie: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT YOU HAVE A PARTNER

Essy: Because you'd scream from excitement at the top of your lungs?

Ur coffee auntie: Yeah I would
Ur coffee auntie: And I'm currently doing it right now

Essy: Ehh

Fire Spirit: Why would she even have to tell you?

Ur coffee auntie: Siblings are supposed to tell eachother about their life

Essy: It's not my fault that you didn't ask me about having a partner

Ur coffee auntie: I DID
Ur coffee auntie: Do you even read mail that you receive from me????

Essy: What mail

Ur coffee auntie: I swear to god

Candy: Who even reads mail in 2025
Candy: Everyone text eachother on phones

Ur coffee auntie: Who cares
Ur coffee auntie: Anyways
Ur coffee auntie: ESSY, WHO'S YOUR PARTNER

Essy: Madeleine Cookie

Ur coffee auntie: GASP
Ur coffee auntie: YOU'RE GAY????
Ur coffee auntie: AND I GET TO KNOW ABOUT IT JUST NOW??????

Essy: Yes

Ur coffee auntie: OH MY GOD THAT'S SO COOL
Ur coffee auntie: YOU GOTTA INTRODUCE HIM TO ME
Ur coffee auntie: I'M INVITING YOU TWO TO HAVE DINNER AT MY HOUSE TOMORROW