Crk characters make a messenger group

Author's note: Chat do you want me to send some cookies to Poland

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Welcome folks! Ready for some giggles? ★

No, I mean, seriously

This chapter is a shitpost

Oh also I used incorrect quotes generator for this

Have fun :3

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Wind Archer: My hands are cold.

Fire Spirit: Here, let me hold them.

Wind Archer Cookie: My lips are cold too.

Fire Spirit Cookie: *covers Wind Archer's mouth with his hand*

Wind Archer: ...

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Yogurt Cream: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.

Lilac: You always act stupid.
Lilac: ....
Lilac: Wait...

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Almond: Do you take constructive criticism?

Roguefort: No, only cash or credit.

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Sea Fairy: Do you love me?

Moonlight: Babe we’re literally married.

Sea Fairy: Yeah, but as friends or—

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Espresso: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Madeleine: *accidentally steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to his knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Espresso: That one. I want that one.

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Espresso: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Madeleine: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Espresso: Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Madeleine: Is it working?

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Black Sapphire: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?

Silverbell: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?

Black Sapphire: Yes.

Silverbell: I'd sleep.

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Clover: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!

Licorice: Please, just say fuck.

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Yogurt Cream: We should normalize not loving family members.