Really and Always, Truly and Forever~(Jeremike)

--(Mikes POV)--

My eyes widened, Jeremy smirking at my shock.

"Did you just swear?!" I exclaimed. Jeremy shrugged. I looked away, almost frightened. "What the hell happened to your innocence...?" I mumbled.

Jeremy giggled. "I met you, M-Mike."

"No! How dare you, me?!" I cursed, making Jeremy giggle again.

"Get the l-limon of i-innocence...!" Jeremy cried, making us both laugh.

" 'Limon of innocence'? " I asked. Jeremy nodded.

"It's a l-limon that h-has all my i-innocence in it..." He shrugged, then his eyes went wide suddenly. He pointed a finger at me. "You're not a-allowed to t-touch it...!"

"Why not?" I asked, acting sad. I actually wanted to know if this 'Limon of Innocence' is real...

"C-Cause you'll t-take all my i-innocence away!"

"I thought I already did that?" My head tilted a little like Jeremy always does. He looked at me accusingly.

"How d-dare you!" Jeremy acted hurt. Or he actually was, I'm not sure. "I was so i-innocent!"

"Awe, Jerebear! You're still innocent, just not as much as you used to be..~" I purred, slipping my arms around his waist. He burned a bright pink, making me chuckle.

"You're m-mean..." He groaned, pulling me over and burying his face in my hoodie. I put my arms around him, stroking his hair.

"Awe, thank you." I said sarcastically. "It's a gift."

"Mike..."

"Hm?"

"I can do w-without the s-sarcasm."

"I know, but it's fun to be sarcastic." I chuckle.

"Yeah, sooo fun..." Jeremy said sarcastically, probably accompanied by an eye roll.

"Oh, so now your the king of sarcasm?" I asked. He shuffled up so I could see his face.

"I'm not the king...." He admitted. "That's you, Mister 'I-know-how-to-speak-sarcastically-without-sounding-mean' "

I laughed slightly. "Oh my god....Jeremy Andrew Fitzgerald, you are a piece of work..."

"I could say the same for you, Michael Elizabeth Schmit." He giggled, using my full name. I stuck my tongue out at him, but he held it in-between his first and middle finger.

"Hwy..." I said, sounding strange with him holding my tongue. I pulled his fingers off, and looked at him. "You wanna play THAT game then, huh?"

"Um, w-what are y--?" I cut him off by sticking my fingers in his mouth and grabbing his tongue, making him squeal.

"W-wha awe wo doin?!!" He exclaimed, sounding like a demented muppet or something.

"Ah ah ah! It's rude to talk with your mouth full, u'know." I teased.

"Oh sut uh..."

"What was that? Oh, it was you talking. With your mouth full."

"Wit wo hwd..."

"Jeremy!"

"Wet go!!"

"Ugh, fine. " I snickered, letting go of his tongue. He slid it back into his mouth, giving me a glare.

"Your hand tastes like chicken...."

"Aaaand, you now sound like a cannibal."

"Only for you..."

"... Um..."

"Wait..."

I started laughing, falling back to lay on the couch. Jeremy laughed a little too, before he scooted up beside me and laid down. He snuggled up beside me, and I wrapped an arm around his shoulder.

"Mikey?" I heard a soft voice say.

"Hm? Yeah, Jerebear?" I answered.

"Heh... I love you..."

"Heh, I love you too, Jeremy..."

Before I directed off into a dreamless sleep.

(A/N)
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