Dvae wuz walking 2 de castles wit da karkets.
"Bbyz, will u luv me 4evr?" Assed Carter.
"Nopidy doppidy" sed dayve.
Kitkat let a ter droop. And den moar ter drooped.
He scrouted and ran 2 da tents. "Fjuk u davy stroodle, I'll find a booter womanz."
Dave stat down on da turf and cri bc his life of love ranz away 5ever.
Suddenly, karkalicious came bck wif the eggrole.
"Dis John Cena Egbert." Sed kookles. "OMG" said dev In French
"Oh la la" mouded joon.
"Oooooh mr steal your girl." Sed kookles as he ran off wif the scrambled eggs.
Dave went 😭 and kark went 😂👌 and jund went 👀.
Then Davinci cri himshelf 2 slep and he ded.
"Rippy dippy" sed Jontron. Kork cri so much he sink da world.
De end.
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A Mess It Grows
FanfictionAn AU where Dave is a Knight of the Derse kingdom and he gets his own 'pet' troll named Karkat Vantas. Things start out rough between the two but once they realize how close they are, things start to clear up for the two. trigger warnings: Blood, Cu...
