A host?! Don't make me laugh

A/N
I have one thing to say to all of you awesome readers! YOU ASKED FOR THIS!! Now don't get me wrong, I don't mind it, to be honest after I looked back on my work, I realized you're all right. There isn't enough romance! Now that's just not going to fly, I have to fix it so here you go! I hope you all like it, I hope it doesn't feel rushed, and I hope none of you become upset with who I chose to be Sam's Man! Now on with the story! Also this will be a bit longer of a chapter!

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Have you ever had an idea, and immediately it seems like a bad one? Well I have, this happens to be one of them, I may or may not be cursing my stupid mind for producing such an idea. THAT DAMNED PUPPY!!!! Why did I have to let him get it? Why did I leave my bedroom door open? Pancake snuck into my room while I slept, and decided it would be funny to tear apart my clothes. Well just my uniform pants. Looks like I don't have a choice, i'll have to go in normal people clothes. They'll survive.

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"What are you wearing Mr. Etsuko?" I rolled my eyes, taking Tommy's hand and practically dragging him to the seat. "Clothes, hope you don't mind." I replied sarcastically, crashing into my seat, the room burst into small snickers. I didn't see anything wrong with my outfit though honestly I guess I could've tried to match the pants to the uniform shirt a bit better. The rainbow pride pants did little to blend with the dark blue of the shirt and jacket.

"Where are your uniform pants?!" She scowled, folding her arms across her chest in a snarky manner. I pushed back the huge urge to mock her in a demeaning manner. Snooty teacher! "Probably half way to the dump by now, you can meet them there if you want." Haruhi turned and glared at me, mouthing the words quit it to me. Actually right now she kind of matched the teachers glare. The rest of the class though seemed to appreciate my humor. "Mr. Etsuko! Have you no respect?!" She actually sounded appalled. What? Has no one ever called her human trash before? Eh oops.

"Nope." I retorted, popping the p, a cocky smirk glued to my face. "You know what I can't deal with you!" She turned around, going on about some school crap. Tommy poked my cheek, shaking his head at me disapprovingly. I had to fight to hold back a laugh, Haruhi was a good influence on him. I would have to thank her for teaching him manners. If she didn't I would be dealing with a total brat. "Psst Sam?" Kaoru hissed in my ear, forcing a small groan to leave my lips. These two I swear. "Sam?" I opted for the single best option I had. Ignore them!

"Sam?" Hikaru and Kaoru grumbled in sync. They clearly didn't understand I wasn't talking to them. Not because they did anything to deserve it, but because their reactions amuse me. "Hikaru do you think he can't hear us?" Kaoru offered, which made me swallow a scoff. Had they really never been ignore before? "I don't know. We'll talk to him later." Hikaru replied, and they finally stopped pestering me. Though they quit far to easily, I thought they would at least be more fun to mess with. Eh whatever. I wonder though. What is it that they wanted to talk about? Guess i'll find out later.

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Why did Tamaki decide to make the host club an every day thing? Do I ever get a day off? Despite my growing annoyance with having to attend every day, I found it quite enjoyable and relaxing. I just wish it was an every other day kind of thing. I dubiously walked in, ignoring the color ambush of the flowers and made my way to the couch. Losing Tommy in the process, he sprinted towards Haruhi. He vaulted into her arms, enthusiastically telling her about the demon puppy Pancake. I shook unpleasantly, grimacing at the thought of that little devil. He may be cute, but that's how they get you! Plus he tried to EAT ME! He's out to get me, I just know it!

I made a beeline for my couch, before the assault of hosts commenced. But of course luck refused to be with me, right before I made it there a face popped up out of no where. I was taken aback, jumping back swiftly, before straightening up and clearing my throat. I eyed the face in front of me, my eyebrows furrowing when I see only one half of the dynamic duo.