Messages To Joe | J.S

Wednesday December 26th 2018:
{afternoon}

12:04 - Amber:
I am so fucking jealous of the weather in South Africa rn like I wish for a Christmas like thatt

12:16 - Joe:
Ik it's really nice but it's not traditional like cold England XD

I still feel bad we haven't seen eachother in ages

12:17 - Amber:
If you hadn't noticed

That was sort of the point

12:19 - Joe:
I know but I take back what I saiddd

12:23 - Amber:
Me too. But it's too late Hoeseph

12:24 - Joe:
I can never tell whether you are calling me that now or whether it's auto correct

12:27 - Amber:
Well, often I fuck up the writing of your name and then it auto corrects to that

But anyway, what did you get for Christmas?

12:29 - Joe:
I got most things with my parents but Caspar brought me a copy of Joe and Caspar hit the road (banter) and a hoodie I wanted and I saw in the airport

12:40 - Amber:
I'm an appalling replier

And that's so cuttee #boyfriendgoals

12:42 - Joe:
What

The fuck

12:45 - Amber:
Well

Since you're single I decided to join the jaspar fandom. You guys are my otp, forget Tronner

12:46 - Joe:
Don't you dare say that! Tronner is the ultimate ship

12:49 - Amber:
Not trying to be shady but I'm going to because shady af but I've seen more of you than I have Troye or Connor and I'd say Jaspar is the more attractive ship

12:52 - Joe:
Are we really having this conversation?

12:54 - Amber:
It would appear so

12:55 - Joe:
Well I'm afraid we all know Jaspar will end when me move out

No more pranks

12:59 - Amber:
Are you thick?

It's as if Ive run this entire account for you since the word go!

1:03 - Joe:
. . . I don't think I can give you any money Ambs

1:04 - Amber:
No, I was hat just going to say that your fans are going to be fucking devastated

1:06 - Joe:
But it's not their life

1:07 - Amber:
But to some people YOU are their lives

1:10 - Joe:
So how do we tell them?

Well, I mean we aren't announcing it until March but still

1:11 - Amber:
You tell them it straight then you just say you're going to be as close as ever and the prank war will continue

1:14 - Joe:
Oh

Not much better than my idea

1:15 - Amber:
Shut up

Take it from a devoted Jaspar shipper for the last 2 years

1:19 - Joe:
Do you ever find it strange to think that you're messaging me and I'm filming a video of my life that'll go up tomorrow and also a vlog will go up tonight of yesterday and millions of people will watch it?

Cause I think it's fucking terrifying

1:22 - Amber:
Wow Joe, wait to rub it in

1:23 - Joe:
Sorry, didn't mean it like that

1:25 - Amber:
I do think it's odd and if I were one ordinary fan then I'd think you were just someone acting as 'Joe Sugg' on some TV show which we are all live experiments for but no, because I know you are REAL and you aren't some stuck up star

. . . most of the time anyway

1:27 - Joe:
Shut up

1:29 - Amber:
Gladly ;)