What if...
...sleeping is the time it takes to load tomorrow?
...nobody's wishes come true because somebody wished for nobody's wish to come true?
...this planet is a reality TV show for other planets?
...everyone was a zombie but there was a human apocalypse?
...the comet that killed the dinosaurs was a UFO and we are the aliens?
...our whole life is a dream and when we die we wake up?
...Harry Potter is really a biography sold to us muggles as fiction?
...when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there it's acually god playing Sims and he just cancelled your action?
...in fifteen years Honey Boo Boo turns out to be hot!?!?!?!?!?
...Harry Potter never went to Hogwarts and created a false reality to cope living under the stairs?
..."Terms and Conditions" held the cure for cancer but no one knew?!?
...our reflections are the real people and we're the reflections?
...March really has 32 days and April first is really a prank?

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HumorLike the title says. Randomness. Lots of weird crap and funny stuff. But it's cool. So READ IT. NOW. Ok, I'm gonna go edit it.