Ok so yeah
I went to the Wilderness resort in the Wisconsin Dells.
FREAKING AWESOME BITCHES
ok so anywho...
I have many funny things that happened there
so this may be a long chappie.
Wave:
Me: *in the wave pool* LITTERAL "GO WITH THE FLOW"
Kik Messenger
Me: *texting random people on kik late at night*
*new person comes on chat*
Me: HULLO NEW FREN!!
Toe Alert
Me: AHHH MEH TOE
Me: *looks at toe*
Me: *chunk of skin is missing from toe*
Me: well shit
The Hurricane
Me: uhhh maybe we shouldn't go on this one dad
Me: *looks down out window five stories up*
Me: this is kinda tall
Me: *looks out window again*
Me: *sees this*
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Me: and I think it's literal death
Buffalo Phil's
Me: *is very excited to be getting potatoes with her meal*
Me: *grabs dad's hand (he's across the table)*
Me: *whispers* Potatoes dad. Potatoes.
Me: *starts flailing*
Me: POTATOESSS!
Me: *spills my full glass of mountain dew*
Me: I am the clumsiest person I know.
Well that's all I can think of as of now.
Hope you enjoyed!
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Randomness
HumorLike the title says. Randomness. Lots of weird crap and funny stuff. But it's cool. So READ IT. NOW. Ok, I'm gonna go edit it.
