?Break The Rules?? [completed]

this book is nearing its death, im so sad, it's my bby.

ALSO IT WEDNESDAY UPDATES ARE ON TRACK BITCHES WOO

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"up up up up!" ashton comes in clashing pots and pans together, cheering and yelling.

the deafening noise makes luke groan loudly.

"for the love of Satan, shut up!" the small boy yells, covering his face with his fluffy white pillow, but ashton ignores him, sitting down on the bed so the loud noise is closer to luke.

the blonde huffs. "ash, i love you... but i love sleep more, so shut the fuck up or get out"

"you're really not a morning person" ashton says, finally stopping and flicking luke's nose to which the smaller one scrunches up adorably. "but that still doesn't mean you can swear"

then suddenly, ashton frowns, "wait..you'd choose sleep over me?"

"don't feel bad, i'd also choose food, my bed and hayley williams over you. but hey, you almost made the top three! you beat out my phone... okay, who am i kidding? you totally didn't –" luke rambles.

"wow, thanks! i feel sooo much better" ashton says sarcastically.

"aw, is ashy jealous of a bed?"

"m'not. i'm just jealous of the love the bed gets" he sighs dramatically, resting his hand on his forehead and continuing "and yet i get nothing but vacant love and half-empty promises" with fake cries.

"what can i say? it gives better cuddles.."

ashton glares.

"hey, i'm kidding" luke laughs, sitting up and giving ashton a sweet peck on the cheek.

"anyway – what's the reason for your outburst of annoyingness " luke questions, "and if it's not worth waking me up, i suggest you just stop talking"

ashton's smile falters. "um.... i think i left the oven on, brb"

"we don't have an oven" luke shouts after him, amused, but ashton fell for it.

"i- i meant, i think i left calum's oven on" he says, rushing out.

dumbass of course we have an oven luke thought with a confused expression.

after hearing many falls, cries and "fucks!" moments later, ashton returns...

wearing a fat suit.

luke eyes the boy.

"i'm not even gonna ask why of all things you chose a fat suit but okay"

"its the only suit we have" he pants.

"are you that our of breath from climbing stairs?"

"pretty much, yeah"

luke shakes his head, laughing. "why did you need a suit anyway?"

"protection - you can't hurt me this way"

luke snorts. "yeah you'd think..... but when i'm awoken at 6am i'm not a happy person... but anyway, d'you sort the oven out?"