?Break The Rules?? [completed]

Character Answers

I love you too! but im actually counsellor potato, whose amazing? sounds like a looser to me..

amazing: hey! ):

nabs: hold up, who eveN ARE YOU

Can we pls get married or something? I'll pay and give you my pet hedgehog if you say yes 👌👌👌

no

HAHAHA YOU SHOULDA SEEN YOUR FACE

nabs: um actually these are pre-written.. so they can't see you right now..

oh.. they can't?

nabs: no, sorry

ohhh thats why I wasn't getting any responses, i thought y'all were just a cynical crew

nabs: did you just say crew?

i didn't invite you on my ship so why you all up in my crew...

nabs: if you just attempted calum's sass you failed

let me just answer the question

i say yes! oh and we can b— wait pet hedgehog? thAT'S MY MOTHER

nabs: no, thats pat hedgehog— oh ffs she's gone again... if someone breaks into your house and steals your hedgehog... you'll know who.

You are my spirit animal

hoW MANY TIMES I AM A POTATO

but thanks anyway (:

nabs: you have problems

and you don't? you're literally talking to a character you made up so technically yourself

nabs: well that's one way to look at it

mr/mrs hemmings:

Thank you for creating our Lord and savour Jesus Christ

oh dear, read a bible, we didn't create him...

nabs: *face palm*

I just wanna thank you for being good in the bedroom

okay you know what gimme back that bible and some holy water, y'all are a sinful, unholy, dirty bunch

nabs: okay true lmao, but why'd you need the bible?

to whack them over the head with it, maybe the holiness will seep through and can cleanse their brain

lauren/harry:

Your brother is Jesus and many teenagers would eat his face if they got the chance x

this wasn't in the bible...

luke's aunt:

Haii how are you also ily

Hello dear, I'm good, how are you? but um.. whats a ily?

nabs: it means i love you...

oh! well i love you too

What was the last thing you ate?

dick

NO I MEAN KALE

im on a um.. a diet...

ashton's work colleagues:

If you fuck with Ashton I'll shove a baguette up your ass ❤️❤️❤️😘

is that some sort if kink?

probably

no bro, im sure thats what ashton called luke once

nabs: actually lads, that was breadstick

Be nice to Lashton you dipshits

what's a lashton

nabs: that's it, where's the nearest cliff

Luke's school friends:

Be nice to Luke or I'll hunt you down and make you listen to Pitbulls new album

but pitbulls hella rad!1!1!!

nabs: you know, I haven't listen to it, it can't be that bad— *listens to it* oH SHIT CLOROX WHERE YOU AT

ME! (nabs the annoying one that kept cutting in the interviews whoops)

I LOVE YOU! DO YOU LOVE ME? I LOVE YOU.

OF COURSE I DO, I LOVE YOU, NOT AS MUCH AS FOOD BUT I STILL DO (that whole thing rhymed we should become rappers)

I LOVE YOU
THIS BOOK IS AMAZING
ALSO I WANTED TO ASK HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THE IDEA FOR THIS STORY

well first oFF I LOVE YOU TOO (: tysm, you're amazing! and for the book, well I can't remember that well tbh but i was on FT to a friend (nabs has friends whaat) yeah and i was like "i wanna write a bdsm book" or "i wonder what it'd be like to be in a bdsm relationship" (something along the lines of bdsm talk) and as we'd discussed bdsm as a topic in a group we were like I'd be the one who breaks all the rules, so I was starting a bdsm book but then it got to the daddy or sir part i made a joke and was just like "how about fuck no" and we all laughed and stuff but it turned out to be in it and baM THE BOOK WAS BORN

update 2/10/16: THE FRIEND WAS MARY AND SHE WAS OFFENDED I DIDNT MENTION HER NAME SOOOO YEAH SEND HER LOVE

YOU THE REAL OG

IVE HEARD OF OG BUT I NEVER ACTUALLY KNEW WHAT IT MEANT SO I GOOGLED IT AND THANKS I GUESS LMAO I SOUND LIKE AN UNCOOL OLD MOM WHO DOESNT GET SLANG OMG

Aldo I'm sorry for all my weird question 😂😂😂👌

nah you're alright, ily (aldo, noice)

OKAY SO THIS IS REALLY LONG BUT THANKS FOR THE QUESTIONS I HOPE I MADE YOU LAUGH

ILY, BYE. XX