Update & Notes

If the Update had just been Harry Styles, I could have easily defined him as nothing but a whimsical bad boy with an affinity for smol hedgehogs and jeans tighter than bark on a tree.

If he had been Hiddleswift, I could just categorize our semi-professional relationship as an (alleged) publicity stunt by 抖阴社区 to boost their personal brand.

If he was a Winchester, I'd know at the very least that choosing to sing Carry on My Wayward Son at a karaoke bar would turn him into a weepy puddle of angel tears.

But I really don't know anything about the Update at all, except that this week there's a more consistent look for tags throughout the app, the annoying crash for some users when downloading story part text has been fixed, and there were some under-the-hood improvements to the Link with Facebook option.

The rest of him is an utter mystery to me. And damn it all if I just want to make a lasting impression on the guy. Even if it only ends up in me getting a dagger tattoo on my forearm, or recording a (cathartic yet catchy) breakup album, or experiencing the mounting torture of ten+ years of pining angst. At this point I'd take it. I'm a complete sucker and I know it. But now I want him to know it too. I just don't know where to start.