Searching for him.... (Dan Howell x reader) ??

yep, i'm doing this to your heart, my chemical romance is my shit. i sing teenagers way too enthusiastically for someone who is a teenager.

also, jESUS FUCKING CHRIST THE READS ARE GOING UP SO QUICKLY ILY GUYS ALL OF YOU EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU

sorry i havent updated in twenty years i've been wayy too busy fangirling about my crush

so yesterday i was at the park with my friends and they started ignoring me because i was playing la devotee sO GUESS WHAT BITCHES I PLAYED THE WHOLE DEATH OF THE BACHELOR ALBUM HA

ha ha

~rya

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"Who the hell are you with your stupid face?"you heard the girl say. You turned around to see f/n holding Phil's hand.

"I happen to be the so called 'slut's' best friend, and I'd watch your tone if I were you," f/n responded calmly. D'an reached over a squeezed your hand.

"And why should I listen to you?" the girl challenged, stepping closer to f/n. F/n dropped Phil's hand and cracked her knuckles.

"Because you should respect your elders, young one," f/n said. You looked over at Dan, and he gave you a 'Really?' look. You gave him a small smile. You knew what f/n was doing. If she provoked the girl, she would eventually either leave or throw the first punch, then everything f/n did could be considered as self-defense.

"You just called yourself old, nice one lady," the girl said. F/n grabbed her hairtie off her wrist and put her hair up quickly. You looked over at Phil, who was staring with wide eyes.

"Old people are fabulous, watch your tone, small one," f/n said. You held back laughter. The girl huffed.

"Old people are not fabulous! And you're stupid!" she yelled. F/n snorted.

"Right, that's why my IQ is higher than my chances at beating you in a fight, which is pretty high," f/n smirked. You looked over at Dan, who stared back at you with wide eyes. "What the hell is she doing!?" he whispered.

"You still haven't figured it out?" you whispered back. Dan shook his head.

"Hey, Dan, guess what," you said.

"What," he whispered.

"I still have to pee," you said. Dan rolled his eyes. You didn't really have to pee, but you wanted to get away from this.

"Come on, let's go to the bathroom then," Dan said, and started pulling you away. F/n ran up to your side and elbowed you. You rolled your eyes, and saw Phil grab F/n's hand.

You know how you felt with Dan?

Invincible.