One Direction Preferences *requests open*

Harry

You were at the park with you son Logan and you were passing a ball between the three of you. When you kicked it it flew off course, Harry wasn't paying attention and it hit him right in the manhood.

At first you laughed but then he collapsed to his knees and faceplanted the floor.

'Harry!' You shouted, running towards him.

'Man down.' He grunted.

'I'm so sorry baby.' You said, helping him up, he chuckled and kissed your nose, you could hear your 8-year-old son making gagging sounds in the background.

Liam

'Can we watch something else (y/n)' Liam complained, he kept bugging you until you eventually gave in, you threw the remote control at him from the other side of the room without looking what you were doing.

'Can't go on.' He groaned.

'What?' You asked, looking at him confused.

'Controller, balls.' He grimaced, falling onto the floor rolling around.

'Oh Li I'm so sorry, I love you.' You said kissing him.

'Its okay I'll get you back later.' He winked.

Niall

You were in the kitchen cooking for you and Niall later that day you were humming along to one of your favourite songs, you were so caught up in what you were doing you didn't notice your boyfriend creep up behind you, a pair of pale hands wrapped around your eyes, your first instinct was to kick the supposed intruder. A familiar groan caused your eyes to widen and your heart to drop. You turned around to see Niall on the floor holding his area.

'Niall?' You asked.

'Are you okay?' You fell to your knees and he sat up.

'I'll be okay.' He smirked 'You'll have to kiss it better though.'

Louis

You thrashed around in the bed getting tangled in the sheets, you were having a nightmare and it was awful.

'Babe?' Louis spoke into the dark, your foot collided with something and Louis grunted.

'Louis?' You asked, scared.

'Yeah?' His words were muffled.

'What happened?'

'We may not be able to reproduce love.' He remarked.

'Louis I'm so sorry, I didn't mean it, I panicked.' You apologised.

'Hey, its okay.' He grinned sitting up and kissing you.

Zayn.

'I hate you.' You said in the heat of the argument.

'What was that?' He asked. Pushing you into the wall he began to nibble your neck, one of the things that turned you on. This time though you didn't let it affect you.

'Screw you Zayn.' You yelled attempting to slap his face, he grabbed your wrist and kissed your hand.

'Go on.' He mocked

'Try again.'

So you did. Your foot flew up and you hit him straight in the balls, you left him there in pain.