more than a dumb crush. {joji x reader} [mtjadc]

my mother allowed me to hang out with the boys after school. well, actually, i told her they were girls because if she knew it was males i was hanging out with, i'd be dead. so instead of max, ian, and joji (chad was grounded for cussing someone out on xbox), they were maxine, adeline, and jazzabell.

"more like jizzabell." ian joked, causing joji to choke on the cola he was drinking.

we were up in max's attic, which surprisingly wasn't scary or filled with dead bodies. it was actually more of a room than an attic- probably because it was literally max's room. i was sat on a beanbag next to joji, who sat on the floor. max sat on the bed whilst ian laid on it.

"more like cuntdeline." joji spoke back, smirking at me.

"more like max." max said bluntly, causing us all to laugh.

it was quiet for a bit after the fit of laughter, but joji broke that.

"so, y/n, tell us about yourself." he instructed. i thought for a moment.

"i moved here from brooklyn n-y, i live with my mom and older brother. quite frankly, i have no idea who my dad is. i'm the product of a one-night stand. ive never received an f in my life, im a goody-goody i guess." i spoke, realising how boring my life was.

"we can fix that." max said, wiggling his eyebrows at me and subtly nodding to joji.

"how would you do that?" i raised an eyebrow. i saw joji looking at me from the corner of my eye. the three boys shot each other a few glances. ian sat up.

"truth or dare, y/n." he said.

"uhh... truth." i said. i had never played truth or dare before. i didn't really have friends in brooklyn.

"have you ever had a first kiss?" he asked. i shook my head. they all looked at each other again.

"what?" i asked.

"you're so innocent." joji said, turning his body toward me. "would you like to save your kiss virginity?" he asked, leaning toward me.

"i-i.." i had no idea what to say. he leaned forward and gave me a quick peck on the lips. did that even count as a kiss? oh well, i loved it.

"cmon, im just messin with ya. i'd only kiss you if you consented to it. i know better than to take advantage of girls." he told me. i smiled, quite big.

"well that's fuckin gay." ian blurted, another fit of laughter erupting from the room.

"oh, cmon ian, they were having a moment!" max exclaimed, causing more laughter.

we continued playing truth or dare, which got pretty interesting.

"okay, max. i dare you to confess your never-dying love for ian." i joked, and max got down on his knees.

"big daddy ian, i love you so much!" he yelled. i think his parents may have heard.

"max, what the hell are you doing up there?!" a male voice yelled from down the steps. yup, i was right.

"a little bit of role-playing!" max yelled back, causing me to snort.

"keep it pg, please." his dad yelled back, and we all laughed pretty hard.

"okay. truth or dare, joji." max said.

"dare me, cunt." joji said.

"hmm... cmere." max said, and joji went up to him. max whispered something into his ear, and joji whispered back.

"cmon man, just do it." max groaned, "fine." joji spoke. he returned to his position on the floor, leaning on his hands.

"gibe de pussy boss!" he yelled in a strange accent, making a dumb face.

"well that's fuckin gay." ian spoke.

"where do you guys come up with this stuff?" i asked, laughing.

"we watch a lot of porn." max said, wiggling his eyebrows again.

"truth or dare, y/n?" joji asked me, off guard.

"truth."

"are you a late bloomer?" he asked. max smacked his arm jokingly, and i shook my head.

"satan's waterfall has been visiting me monthly ever since i was ten." i admitted, truthfully. nearly four years.

"damn, that's harsh." ian said.

"i got a question for all of you. are you all virgins? and have you had first kisses? like, you all know i've never done anything. what about you guys?" i asked them all.

"me and ian have never had sex. max has once. we've all had first kisses. i made out with some chick one time, ian has gotten a blowjob before. i'm the most innocent of the boys." joji spoke for the three of them.

"use protection, kids." max said, i think as more of a joke.

"no one has ever gotten joji dick. maybe you'll be the first." ian said, earning a middle finger from joji.

"we're in eighth grade. i'm waiting until at least highschool. we're a bit too young for that shit in my opinion." joji said, i agreed.

"i think i'd only do it if me and the person had been dating for a year." i spoke, staring at the ceiling. i had never even thought about losing my virginity until today.

"agreed." joji said, smiling at me.

"let's get back to this game." ian spoke. "we all have to leave by six, max's parents' rules."

so we played until we had to leave.