Sherlock Preferences (DISCONTINUED)

Sherlock:
When the 14th of February rolled around neither of you had even remembered that it was Valentines. You only realised when John and Mary called and asked what your plans were. You then spent the next hour and a half teaching Sherlock was Valentines Day was because he had deleted it as a child.

"Look, all you need to know is that it sums up to be 'The Day of Love'." You sighed, already exasperated. Sometimes talking to Sherlock was like repeatedly banging your head against a brick wall. He rolled his eyes.
"So you keep saying and yet I fail to see how this affects-oh. Never mind, I do see."

You clapped sarcastically in front of his face.
"And they call you a genius." Sherlock sat there for a few minutes in silence, making you wonder if he'd actually taken your words to heart.
"Sherlock? It was a joke. Come on, we both know that you're one of the cleverest people out there. Hell, just about everybody knows. Or are you in your Mind Palace?" He carefully placed a finger to your lips.

"Shhh. I'm thinking." You stuck your tongue out at him, accidentally licking his hand. He drew it away in a disgusted manner, making you laugh. Suddenly, he appeared to perk up and grabbed your hand, pulling you into the bedroom. He sat you on the bed and rummaged around in his wardrobe for something.

After a few minutes of searching he found what he was looking for and pulled out a blindfold. You raised an eyebrow.
"Kinky." Sherlock rolled his eyes at your immaturity and carefully tied the fabric around your head.
"Don't take it off. I'm planning something."
"Oh god."

A scurry of activity began to take place throughout the flat. Occasionally there'd be the sound of furniture moving but other than that Sherlock was good at covering noise. Finally the bedroom door swung open and the blindfold was removed from around your head.

Sherlock had gotten changed into a smarter outfit and was holding out his hand.
"Coming?" He asked, gesturing to the door. You smiled.
"Of course." He lead you into the lounge where he had cleared up all his experiments, rubbish and made a small space on the floor. There in from of you was a table with candles lit and food decorating the surface.

Your boyfriend coughed in embarrassment.
"I er-I'm not very romantic as you know but I thought you deserved something special. You're the best boyfriend /girlfriend I've ever had so this is a thank you for putting up with me." You grinned.
"I love it. Happy Valentines Day Sherlock."
"Happy Valentines Day Y/N."

John:
You were awoken quite early in the morning by the smell of bacon. John was holding a tray of various breakfast treats and grinning down at you excitedly.
"Happy Valentines Day!" You punched his arm playfully.
"I could say the same to you." You stretched out and yawned loudly. "What time is it?"

John glanced at the clock on the wall.
"9:30. Budge up, this isn't all for you y'know." You sighed and moved up in the bed, allowing him to sit down. The two of you tucked into the breakfast John had made, enjoying each other's company. A sudden thought occurred to you.
"Hey, what's Sherlock up to?" John smiled wryly.
"He's got a date."

You laughed as you popped a slice of buttered toast in your mouth.
"Surprising. I didn't think he did romance."
"Neither did I."
"So-" you began, crunching another piece of warm bread, "-who is this date of his?"
"Jim Moriarty."

Toast flew from your mouth as you spat it out in surprise, coughing loudly. Tears streaming down your face, you glanced up at John.
"Now that really is surprising." John sat up straighter and reached across for another slice of bacon.
"Yeah well, he's Sherlock. It's practically in his job description to be as unusual as possible.

You raised an eyebrow.
"But still. His arch enemy. Someone that should technically be in prison. His arch enemy."
"Nah-" John shook his head, "-his arch enemy is definitely Mycroft. Here." He handed you a card and a box of chocolates.

"Wow. Really living up to the stereotypical dream aren't we. Good job I bought you this." You reached under the bed for his card and pushed back the covers.
"Take this, I won't be a sec." You disappeared in order to grab his present and returned quickly with it in your hands. He laughed when he saw what you'd bought him.

You placed it on his head proudly, admiring the angle.
"There we go, you've got your own hat."
On it were printed the words: 'I'm not 'Bachelor John Watson.' He grinned at you.
"Best gift ever I think."

Moriarty:
A knock on your bedroom door startled you awake. Still disoriented from sleep, you stumbled over to the door only to be confronted by a bouquet of roses that appeared to be blocking the sender from view completely. Slowly, Jim's head peeked around the edge and he smirked at you.

"Too much?" You had to stifle a laugh.
"I though we agreed to not get each other anything." Jim kisses your cheek as he entered the room.
"It's fine, as long as I have you I don't need anything else." You clutched your side in pretence agony.
"Ouch, that one hurt. That was really very terrible."

Jim strolled around the room before looking back at you.
"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te." Your groaned and sat down heavily on the bed. Your former boss approached you, he too siting down on the bed.
"Are those science pants? Because that ass is out of this world."

You lay back on the bed in frustration.
"Seriously Jim?" He leant over you, his lips dangerously close to your own, making your breath hitch.
"There are about to be 7 planets, because I'm gonna destroy Uranus." Your brain was finding it a little hard to function due to it having not gotten used to the close proximity you and Jim often found yourselves in but you friend to act cool nonetheless.

"Did you just search bad science pick up lines or something?" Jim leant even further down; his lips grazing yours.
"I'll treat you like my homework. Slam you on the desk and do you all night long." He smirked as you shivered and rolled off you so that you were both lying side by side.

"That-" you concluded, "-was awful. But this is why I love you." Jim grinned and snuffles into your side affectionately.
"Well of course."

Heylo! I hope you all had an alright Valentines Day yesterday. Mine was...uneventful as per usual (because I'm forever alone) XD Anyways, hope you enjoyed and I'll see ya soon!
~L