Sherlock Preferences (DISCONTINUED)

Sherlock:

Bored! -SH

Of course you are. No new cases then? -Y/N

What do you think? And I thought you were slightly more clever then all those ordinary people -SH

Gee thanks, John could have told me you were even more of a bastard than usual when you're bored. -Y/N

Speaking of which: the wall is about to get a pounding if you don't get home soon. Where are you anyway? -SH

William Sherlock Scott Holmes, if you dare to shoot that bloody wall one more time your scarf is going in the shedder. And I told you were I was going, we needed milk. -Y/N

Irrelevant. I must have deleted it. -SH

Seriously? Irrelevant? Whatever, I'm coming home now and if that wall has one extra bullet in it I shall have to amputate your leg and use it as a hockey stick. -Y/N

I'll have to remember that. -SH

Oh come on, we both know you'll have deleted it about a minute after this conversation. -Y/N

Milk. Now. -SH

John:

You're never gonna believe it. -JW

Believe what? -Y/N

Sherlock's ill. -JW

Sherlock is ill? -Y/N

I'm pretty sure that's what I just said. -JW

Sherlock Holmes: Consulting Detective, number one arrogant git, genius extraordinaire... -Y/N

Is ill? -Y/N

Yes -JW

... -Y/N

... -JW

Are you sure we're talking about the same Sherlock? -Y/N

Yes! Look, I'm sorry but I should probably stay with him. He'll try and go out on a case knowing him and given his state that won't end well. -JW

Okay fine whatever. Come home soon though? -Y/N

You know I will. Speak to later love, bye xxx -JW

See you later then xxx -Y/N

Moriarty

There's a guy at the door -Y/N

Oh really? Who is he? -JM

He won't tell me, only says that he is concerned by the amount of screaming that is apparently going on -Y/N

Just tell him it's nothing to worry about, I can't be dealing with this right now -JM

Yeah...nope he won't go. Says he's worried about me being there and is now saying that I should go with him to his house whilst he calls the police -Y/N

Right then, won't be a tick -JM

Why what are you doing? -Y/N

Oh -Y/N

Seriously Jim? -Y/N

Aw com on there's blood on my car now and I literally just washed it -Y/N

Sorry hun, I'll get Sebastian to clean it or something -JM

You'd better -Y/N

Mycroft

Where are you? -Y/N

At work. Why? -MH

You said you'd be home like an hour ago. -Y/N

Shit. Sorry Y/N I lost track of time. -MH

My innocent eyes! Don't swear Myc! -Y/N

Don't call me Myc. -MH

Why? -Y/N

Because reasons. -MH

That isn't a proper answer. -Y/N

I don't have time to argue with you. Anyway, it doesn't matter; I'm on my way home now. -MH

Well that's a relief, I was about to get worried. -Y/N

Don't think you can let sarcasm get passed me. I am after all, the cleverest man in London, if not the world. -MH

You know what? I think you should get into the Consulting business like Sherlock. -Y/N

Really? -MH

Yup. You could be Consulting Narcissist. -Y/N

I'm pretty sure Sherlock has already taken that job, dear -MH

Not to this degree. -Y/N

... -MH

I'm home. -MH

Hallo everyone! How was that? Good? Good. I hope you enjoyed even though this is a short one (sorry about that). Thanks for over 800 reads, I appreciate it. That's all for now so I guess I'll see ya soon!
~L