Call it Fate, Call it Karma

Nick and I ended up going back to sleep. We decided breakfast could wait because I was clearly still too drunk to show myself in public. We both cuddled up to Fab in my bed and slept until about 1PM.

Soon, I woke up to Fab accidentally falling on top of me and crushing me as he tried to get out of bed.

"Sorry!" he yelped, falling onto the floor.

"Jesus, man!" I groaned, rolling onto my side and clutching my stomach where he had fallen. "That fucking hurt!"

"It's time to get up anyway." he laughed, pulling the blanket off Nick and I.

"It's cold!" Nick whined, pulling it back on.

"My head still hurts." I said with an exaggerated yawn.

"Let's go get breakfast," Nick looked at his watch, his eyebrows knitting together. "...lunch."

"Brunch." Fab laughed.

I yawned one last time, before stepping out bed and stretching my arms high above my head.  "Sure, whatever."

We walked out into the living room and piled onto the couch. Julian was in the kitchen drinking a glass of water. My lips strangely tingled when I looked at him and I couldn't help but to trace a finger over them. They felt quite sensitive. I quickly convinced myself it was from all the drinking last night before I thought up anything else.

"Where's Albert?" Fab asked, making us all notice the absence of him.

"I think he's still asleep." said Julian. "By the way, Fab. There's a massive dick on your forehead."

We all turned to Fab, suddenly realising there a smudged drawing of a dick on his face. I don't know how we didn't notice it before. We all started snickering as Fab licked his hand and rubbed his forehead with it vigorously.

"Is it gone?" he asked with smeared sharpie all over his forehead.

I nodded, suppressing a laugh. "You could say that, sure."

Fab nonchalantly shrugged and snatched the TV remote off me.

"So...any plans for today?" I asked no one in particular.

"We should probably start rehearsing again." said Albert.

"Yeah, I heard about your gig next week." I said. "I'll give you guys some space, so I guess I'll stay here."

"Aww, bullshit!" Fab exclaimed, nudging me. "You can come!"

"Nah, you guy's have gotta focus on rehearsing. What am I gonna do besides bug you for food and shit?"

"True that!" shouted Albert.

"Fuck you! You weren't supposed to agree!" I yelled back to him, then turning to Fab. "Seriously though, it's cool man. You guys go. I'm gonna catch up on some other stuff."

"Like what?" asked Julian, walking over.

"Shit, I dunno, man." I shrugged my shoulders. "You want a schedule of my daily routine or something?"

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning." he said with a frown.

"Sorry." I sighed. "I still feel fucked. Plus, Fab crushed me. I think I'm gonna go take a nap. You guys have fun."