Sakura (How to Obtain a Reverse Harem in Naruto)

Here's A Picture of Kakashi's Wedding, Ibiki

"What are we doing today?" Sasuke asked.

Kakashi rubbed my back, quietly signalling for me to let him go. With much reluctance, I began to slowly release my hold. First I unhooked my legs, then after one last nuzzle, I stopped hugging him.

Instead of burying my face in his neck, though, I moved on to keep it firmly pressed into his chest, with my arms tucked behind me (so he could still see my hands).

There was a heartbeat of silence, as Kakashi seemed to be deciding what to do with me, before I felt him shrug, then he said, "I actually have a surprise for the three of you. I've enlisted you all in the Chūnin Exams—"

"Yatta!" Naruto shouted, leaping up and down. "You're the best Kaka-sensei!"

Kakashi scratched at the back of his head with one hand, and with his other hand he presented us with three slips of papers. I lifted my head up long enough to grab one of the papers, before I went right on back to admiring the amazingness of Kakashi as up close and personal as I could.

"You don't have to enter if you don't want to," Kakashi said, ignoring the snorts from Sasuke and myself, "but if you do choose to enter, be sure to go to that location on the form at fourteen hundred tomorrow. The Exams are difficult, more so than anything you guys have ever faced, so don't feel ashamed if—"

"I'm getting my Icha Icha," I whispered into his chest.

"You cannot throw yourself into a dangerous situation for the sake of good porn," Kakashi patiently told me.

"I wouldn't need to if you bought the collector's edition set for me."

"Oh, it's the collector's edition now?"

"You have it! Therefore I must have it, too," I explained. "How else can I use the pick up lines that apparently turn you on?"

Kakashi shook his head. "I don't get turned on—" Naruto and Sasuke snorted loudly at that, at which Kakashi glared at them. "I read it for the story, really."

"If it's such a good story why not let Sakura read it?" Sasuke questioned, cocking his head and folding his arms over his chest, bento still in hand. "It'll get her off your back long enough to read the stories."

Kakashi stared at him. "A few days worth of peace is not worth a lifetime terror."

"I just wanna love you," I whined.

"Your definition of loving me is illegal right now."

"If loving someone with all their heart is illegal then throw me in prison forever," I cried out.

Kakashi patted my head, giving me his sexy eye smile. "I would if I could."

They all chuckled as I dropped to my knees from the sheer weight those cruel words forced upon me. While I tried to recover, Naruto asked Kakashi, "Is that all you wanted us for?"
"Yep," Kakashi answered, making the p pop.

"Kakashi-sensei?" I asked sweetly, many ideas beginning to swarm inside my head.

"Yes, Sakura-chan?"

"The Chūnin Exams... in between Part One and Part Two, are there breaks?"

"Technically no," Kakashi said, cocking his head. "The proctor may allow participants a breather, but legally speaking the Exams are continuous between the first two parts."

A Cheshire grin stretched across my face, as I realized my plan would indeed work.

Naruto turned to me. "Why do you ask?"