Sans: *looks at the ship* ... oh geez. welp, guess i gotta do it.
Pillow: ...
Sans: so, i guess for a lot of ya, this ship probably doesn' make much sense, unless you've been on tumblr too long.
Pillow: ...
Sans: uh, this also probably won't make much sense if you're a kiddo... so uh... *sighs*
Pillow: ...
Sans: okay, well, from what i got outta it, some of ya think we go into "heat". and when we go into heat, we'd need somethin' to... uh... pleasure... ourselves with. *looks to the side*
Pillow: ...
Sans: even though that still doesn' make much sense... since even if our reproductive systems worked like that, i'm still a guy... and males don' really go into "heat"...
Pillow: ...
Sans: an' before i get a bunch of you askin' "can monsters still pleasure themselves sexually" or "then how does your reproductive system work?" i'll just answer it now.
Pillow: ...
Sans: so, monsters reproduce usin' our souls. when monsters, uh, "have fun"...if ya know what i mean... our souls exchange magic. when the magic comes together, it makes a start to a new soul. the stronger monster will usually "give up" more magic to help the soul into the weaker monster's body where the baby will form... so, that's how it works.
Pillow: ...
Sans: okay, now for the other question. *sighs* so... yes... we can pleasure ourselves... but not by rubbin' a pillow in between our legs. *glares at the pillow* ... we...um... *sweats* ... again, it's just...souls... we don't have any reproductive parts down there... so we just... kinda... use our souls if we wanna do that.
Pillow: ...
Sans: *leans back, playing it cool* i'll just leave what we do exactly up to your imaginations. *winks*
Pillow: ...
Sans: ...uh... anyways... i don't use a pillow for nothin' but sleeping... so... guess that's it. *picks up the pillow to leave the room*
Pillow: *( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) * Hey there, sugar~
Sans: *drops the pillow* !!?? ... *blinks*... welp, i'm just... *looks down at the pillow before returning to the camera* ...gonna go... see ya. *leaves room and the pillow*
Sans' Rating:
look, i'm usually pretty cool with these inanimate object ships, but this is a little too far. 0/20HP
Pillow's Rating:
Have fun on tumblr kiddies~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 20/20HP
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Undertale Characters React to Ships
FanfictionOkay, so basically, I'm going to try to take any canon clues I can find to come up with their reactions to the ship. It will follow the same order as my own opinions if you want to compare or something, xD. But this is all for fun! I don't even know...
