Undertale Characters React to Ships

Frisk: *runs down from their bedroom, disturbing pretty much the whole household* HEY! EVERYONE! WE FINALLY GOT ANOTHER SHIP AFTER MONTHS OF NOTHING! *runs around yelling with glee*

Papyrus: *pops out from the kitchen, hearing Frisk's commotion* WOWIE! REALLY HUMAN? WHO IS IT THIS TIME?

Frisk: *suddenly stops yelling* Oh. Uh- *looks down at the paper in their hands* It's you and... Chara?

Papyrus: *tilts head confused* NYEH?

Chara: *pops around the corner, hearing their name* Hm? What is it? I heard my name.

Frisk: It looks like you and Papy are off to the react room! *points dramatically in the direction they have to go*

Chara: *gives them the "seriously" look* What? We haven't done those in forever. I thought we stopped that dumb game... *realizes Frisk just called the living room the "react" room* And that's a living room, partner.

Frisk: *rolls their eyes* It's not dumb, it's fun! ... Erm... unless we get a creep like those xReader reacts... or the underfell ones... *snaps out of their tangent* ANYWAYS! You two! Go! *shoos both Papyrus and Chara into the living room before closing the door*

Papyrus and Chara: ...

Chara: *is just kinda staring ahead of them*

Papyrus: *face brightens suddenly* WOWIE, IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS HAS GOTTEN TO REACT TO A SHIP THAT DIDN'T INVOLVE SOME SORT OF MORALLY CORRUPT CONCEPT... LIKE INCEST.

Chara: *face reflexively scrunches up* When was the last time you reacted to something?

Papyrus: THE UNDYNE X SANS X ME ONE...

Chara: ... This is why I don't like humans...

Papyrus: BUT... HUMAN... YOU ARE ONE--

Chara: That's beside the point. Anyways, let's get this over with.

Papyrus: ALRIGHTY, HUMAN! HM... *seems to be thinking about the ship*

Chara: *is as blunt as ever* I'm not interested in dating him... plus he's the comedian's brother, so if we did date, I'd probably have to deal with that comedian more often.

Papyrus: *blinks* *looks over at them* NOW, HUMAN, I DON'T BELIEVE MY BROTHER IS THAT BAD, HOWEVER, I DO AGREE WITH YOU ON NOT BEING INTERESTED. NO OFFENSE TO YOU HUMAN- YOU, AS WELL AS EVERYONE, DESERVES TO HAVE SOMEONE JUST AS GREAT AS I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS- BUT I DO NOT BELIEVE OUR PERSONALITIES WOULD COLLIDE TO MAKE A GREAT PAIR. *puts hands on his hips triumphantly*

Chara: *may or may not have zone out halfway through his speech* Um... yeah, sure, that. Agreed.

Papyrus: NYEH HEH HEH! GLAD WE ARE IN AGREEMENT, SMALL HUMAN! *runs off*

Chara: ... *shrugs it off, walking away*

Chara's Rating:

Skeleton's aren't my type. 0/20HP

Papyrus' Rating:

WELL, THE HUMAN IS PRETTY GREAT, EVEN IF THEY AREN'T AS GREAT AS ME. HOWEVER, I DON'T FEEL ANY ROMANTIC ATTRACTION, BUT THIS SHIP ISN'T THE WORSE, I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, HAS SEEN. 1/20HP