Before I go on I need to explain somethings. First off, this is an AU thing I've had in my head for weeks now, and I wanna write a spin off ideas. (in other words, things that have never happen in this AU but maybe in another timeline of that AU) And this is obviously an AU with poth, so lemme explain. This AU is one where they are all humans, why? because it made more sense for a lot of things. Palette is pretty much the same personality, you may notice some differences in this (and the actual story if I decide to make it) about his personality (such as being more sarcastic). Goth is a bit different from how he usually is, a bit more on the crazy killer side. In these one-shots anyways, for the original AU that I may or may not make a book about it's a bit more than being crazy and all that (I actually did research for it) In another state, for the one-shots he doesn't see any wrong in whatever he does, he believes he can do no wrong (pretty much same in the original) I guess it'll further develop later on tho. If I really get into this I'll even make reference sheets of what they look like. And lastly, most of these one-shot ideas I'm getting are writing prompts I found on Pinterest. (Also Palette is 20 and Goth is 21)
The writing prompt: "You're insane!" "I know! isn't it great?!"
"You're insane!"
"I know! Isn't it great?!" Goth exclaimed, throwing his arm's in the air.
"I'd hug you right now, but you're covered in evidence. And I also really don't want to." Palette said, crossing his arms in annoyance.
"Evidence is a really nice euphemism for blood, gore, and guts," Goth stated, twirling the knife carelessly in his hand.
"You're missing the point. Do you know how pissed I am at you right now?" palette simply shook his head at his lovers' actions. " You need to stop getting your self into these messes. Your gonna get caught! "
"Calm down pally, I put myself in an asylum and had to stay there for two years in a straight jacket, if I get caught I'll just get sent there again, no big deal. " Goth rolled his eyes as he threw a bloody body into a bag and into a nearby dumpster. He then proceeded to put his pants and shirt in a black bag and replacing them with clean clothes, his scarf had some blood but it was washable. Palette sighed and ruffled goths messy white hair.
"Whatever shall I do with you gothy?" Palette rested his chin upon Goth's head. Goth put his hands upon Palettes shoulders, he looked up at the taller and kissed his chin.
"Such is a mystery, my dear." He turned and snatched the bag that held his bloody clothing. He slowly made his way to the car he and Palette shared. He popped open the trunk and tossed them in, Palette followed. " I was thinking about going to the bar and getting a drink, but it appears to be too risky. how about we act like normal people and go eat at a restaurant or something?" Goth asked palette as he shut the trunk and locked it.
Palette shrugged. "Sure, what'd you have in mind?"
"I guess *insert a restaurant here* will do. You wanna drive? " Palette nodded in response. The two slid into the car and sped off, they were at the restaurant in no time.
"Crazy, huh? Just casually kill someone and go to a restraunt like its nothing. Aren't I amazing?" Goth joked. Palette facepalmed, Goth let out a chuckle. "I'll try not to bring it up." Goth winked and stuck out his tounge playfully.
"You'd be in jail within 5 seconds if you talked about that in public." Palette said, shaking his head.
"Nah, I'd be right back in that asylum! Spend another year in a straight jacket along with some kind of a restraining order." Goth replied half sarcastic, half serious. Palette laughed and put his arm around Goth.
"My crazy little lover." Palette chuckled as he kissed Goth's cheek.
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Well thats all I can think uof for now. Uhhhhh... I didn't know how to ennnd this... So yea. Dats all. See ya next time, ya crazy sinners!
