them as stuff i've heard at my school/on the bus. its 6th 7th and 8th graders but this is mostly 7th and 8th since i try not to associate myself with the 6th graders.
Bill
"I love your playboy bunny shirt it goes well with your flannel."
(my friend wears a shirt that has a bunny on it like every other day and it looks like the playboy bunny so our friend group calls it the playboy bunny)
Richie
"Honestly we could burn the school down and just eat all the food."
(me and my friend were working in the hallway and this kid walked by and said that to us we don't even know him sjsjsjjs)
Eddie
"Don't put your phone mear your testicles or above your ovaries because it can give you cancer."
(my science teacher said this. nobody asked. we weren't talking about phones or cancer. i'll put my phone on my balls if i damn want to. dont tell me how to live my life.)
Stan
"His knee machine broke."
(my friend sprained his knee im actually the one who said this and its dumb but idc)
Mike
"N O N O N O !"
(we quote gordan ramsay a lot)
Ben
"my neck, my back, my anxiety a t t a c k."
(said by the friend w the playboy bunny shirt)
Beverly
"Yeah my mom's a fucking whore."
(said by a random ass 6th grader who rode my bus today it was a mood.)
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