A/n: four more requests to write! If yours hasn't been done yet it will be up in the next few chapters.
L was kind of like your sugar daddy. Although, it was more literal than figurative, he'll get you things in return for ACTUAL sugar, not figurative sugar.
A while ago you needed some money to move out of your old house, and L was kind enough to help you pay, but you had to play him back in candy once you'd moved, and the habit of giving him candy to pay it off stuck, it's been a year and you still get money off him by giving him candy. He didn't seem to mind though, he's the worlds greatest detective, he earns more is a day than you do in your entire life, he has money to burn.
You'd been saving for a new phone to replace your crappy one for a while now, but you needed some extra cash quickly, you had $20 spare so you bought five packets of lollipops, a cake and three blocks of chocolate. Hopefully you could get the extra $50 you needed to pay for the new phone.
Luckily you were right! After giving L all the candy, he paid you back $60. So it was right off the the nearest electronics store to get your new phone.
"Woah you have a new phone?" Misa said, upon you returning.
"Yep, my old one was shit so I really needed a new one" you replied.
"Those phones are so expensive, where'd you get the money?"
"L"
"L?"
"Yeah he gave me some money for it"
"Ok? Is he your sugar daddy or something" Misa laughed.
"In a way, kind of?"
Misa put her hands on her hips and stared you down.
"What do you mean 'in a way?' If he's your sugar daddy you get the money if he gets the sugar" she said.
"Exactly, I get money, he gets sugar" you replied.
"Then what to you 'mean in a way?!"
"He gets sugar I get money, but the sugar is literal, nor figurative" you explained.
Misa sighed, it was so typical L.
"You give him candy don't you?"
"Yep"
"Oh my god... well, how much is it worth"
You thought for a moment.
"Cakes usually get me $30, any packets of candy will get me $10, chocolate will get me $10 and cookies get me $20. But they can vary sometimes depending on the type candy and brand" you explained.
"Geez you could get a lot of you piled up the candy, you're earning more than you're spending too" Misa said.
"That's the beauty of it"
You saw Misa with a devilish smirk on her face.
"What if you gave him figurative sugar?" She asked.
"I don't know- wait what?"
"If you treated the relationship like a proper sugar daddy, how much would you get?"
You felt your cheeks go red.
"I-I don't know, is not like that. Plus paying someone for sex is like prostitution right?" You stammered.
"Not if he's your sugar daddy, it's different. You should see how much you'd get" Misa teased.
"Absolutely not"
"But what if the figurative sugar is worth more than the real sugar?"
Just as she said that her phone began to ring, saving you from the awkward situation.
"I have to take this, we'll talk later"
She answered the phone and walked upstairs to talk, you walked back down the hall to go thank L for that extra money. You found him watching security cameras aimlessly, so you flopped down on the chair next to him. He'd already eaten most of the cake too. You wondered how than man stayed thin, and not diabetic for that matter.
"You're back fast" he said.
"It didn't take as long as I thought, thanks for the extra money by the way" you replied.
"Thank you for the candy"
"You're welcome, if it weren't for you I'd still have a broken phone"
It was silent for a moment.
"So what was this about me being your sugar daddy?"
You froze and your face went red.
"What?"
"You and Misa were talking about it"
Oh shit, there were cameras in that room.
"Misa was just curious where I got the extra money that's all. And it was the easiest way to explain it..." you said, quite awkwardly.
"I suppose in a way I am your sugar daddy, you feed me sugar I give you extra money, not that it really effects me, being the worlds greatest detective does that to you"
He was rich that's for sure, how else did he afford to build a whole taskforce and get two helicopters for it?
"I-I guess"
"Although I think this setup is better than the normal setup of having a sugar daddy, paying for sexual endeavours is more like the sugar daddy having a prostitute..." he said.
How was he so un phased and casual about this?
"Y-yeah, I think this set up is better..." you said.
"Plus, I'd feel bad if I paid you for sex"
"You'd feel bad?"
"It'd make me feel like I'm using you. But if I get you to buy me candy, it's like you're just running an errand, and I'm paying you back anyway" he said.
You'd never really thought about it that way...
"I guess you're right. If you wanted sex I wouldn't expect you to pay me... it's meant to be something that happens between couples when they get to that stage anyway" you said.
"Exactly. That's why this setup is better is more like doing a favour for each other. If you wanted to go there you could just ask, we don't need some kind of setup that involves sex for money"
You let that sink in for a moment.
"W-wait, you do know what you just said right? If I wanted to fuck you... I'd just have to ask?"
"Yeah. Why, do you want to?"
That sly son of a Bitch.
"Well, it's just-"
You suddenly felt his hands on top of yours, pinning your arms to the chair as he leaned closer to you.
"You've been blushing this whole time, it's rather cute you know~"
What just happened to L? Why has he suddenly turned into an incubus? You couldn't help but look down at his lips, getting the urge to kiss him.
"Go ahead, I'm sure I'd taste sweet, due to the amount of sugar you give me~"

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