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It was a sunny day. The birds were chirping. People were laughing. The grass was green. The sky was blue. Clouds were fluffy. Yes. Like....Popcorn.

And then everything explodes.

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"No, please. I can't go on like this!" she begged him.

"Why?" he demanded in a harsh tone, "Why can't you love me as I have always loved you?"

"This!" she exclaimed as blood poured out of her heart, "This is why!"

"You smell like..." he spat out, "popcorn..."

And then everything explodes.

***

"Oh, John!" Alexandria exclaimed. She had wonderful news.
"I have wonderful news!"

John, who was reading his daily newspaper with his sugar-free coffee, looked up to show emotion.

"What?" John asked quizzically.

But before Alexandria could say it, she spontaneously combusted into flames.

"Hmmmm." John said as he continued his newspaper.

And then everything explodes

He sat down at his desk

And then everything exploded.

"Look how so very close we are to finally making it to the top of the mountain!" the hiker exclaimed with joy.

"Yeah," replied his friend, relieved, "After all that trouble. At last. I can't wait to feel the cool air at the top."

The hikers slowly inch their way towards the top on the seemingly shaky snowy mountain.

Hiker #1 puts one foot at the top.

And then everything explodes.

***

"Merry Christmas, darling!"

Christmas!

Elizabeth raced downstairs where the feeling of good will and jolly spirits was the atmosphere. Her whole family; parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins, siblings, and dog, Fruit.

They sang Christmas carols around the tree and everyone was having a wonderful time.

And then everything explodes.

She woke up.

And then everything exploded.

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They had finally finished building their new home. After five years of great effort and hard work, it was finally done.

To celebrate, the small family sat inside and drinked tea.

And then everything exploded.

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"A pony for my birthday?!!" the little boy excalimed.

And then everything exploded.

***

The old lady blew out her 105th birthday candles and everyone cheered.

"I love living," the old lady said with her toothless-smile.

And then everything blew up

....Omgoat...that one is so terrible😁...

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