fnaf Text Messages And Other Stuff

Bonnie: help I'm dying

Ash: here have a life saver

Bonnie: that's a lollie I need help I'm dying

Ash: you do know you can't die right

Bonnie:of course you can die

Ash: here watch this, fox come here I need you to kill me

Fox: what! No way! I'm not gonna kill you

Ash: just do it or I'll get Vincent to and you know he'll do it painfully

Fox: fine. I. Will well uh how would you like to be um killed

Ash: uh I'd like to be um uh stabbed to death

Fox: oh OK this is weird asking how you'd like to be killed but uh where would you like to be stabbed

Ash: uh in the heart not that I have one but yeah

Vincent: hey why couldn't I do it

Ash:you'd do it painfully

Vincent: fine whatever you want my kitty

Ash: I'm not your kitty

Vincent: alright princess

Ash: stop now you sound like shadow

Vincent: who the f*ck is shadow

Ash: he wants to make him my queen

Vincent: mine

Fox:mine

Vincent: you cant have her shes mine

Fox: no she's mine

Vincent: no

Ash: I'm fox's alright Vincent now fox kill me

Fox: alright well here goes nothing

-5 minutes later-

Ash: I'm alive

Bonnie: Pfft he probably didn't kill you right here ill kill you

Ash: suit yourself bunny boy

-another 5 minutes later-

Ash:told you bonnie

Bonnie: hmm Vincent knows how to murder

Vincent: do I have to murder my kitten though

Ash: I can't die and I'm not your kitten

Vincent: you are my kitten well here we go ill try to make it as painful as possible to hear you cry my name is just as good as in bed but if you want we could do it in bed kitten

Ash: nope it rather get tortured

Vincent: suit your self

-how many more times am I gonna have to write 5 minutes later-

Ash: I'm alive bonnie and it Frickin hurt thanks to you

Bonnie: huh we can't die that's awesome

Ash:😑 😑 really, eww why is my mouth so slobbery

Vincent:😏😉

Ash: oh hell naw fox grab my toothpaste and toothbrush

Fox: why

Ash: I got kissed by a grape when I was dead

Fox:😣😤😬😡😠😈 you better run your purple ass all the way back to yo mamas house

Vincent: nope I'm not scared of you funtime foxy your just a children's toy for all the girls and boys (do ya get the song reference if you do your my bestie)

Fox:is that so

Vincent: yep

Fox: come on then bring it grape

{Ash has left the server}

Vincent:look what you did you scared my kitten

Fox: your kitten she's my kitten

Vincent:let's take this outside

{Vincent has left the server}
{fox has left the server}

Foxy: wow just wow

Bonnie: well that just escalated into something intense

Freddy:hmm

Chica:😊 that's so cute

Freddy:let's just watch a movie or we can watch those two beat each other up

Foxy: sounds good captain somebody grab some popcorn we gonna watch a bloody brawl

Chica:wait let me grab my camera

Goldie: can I come with spring

Freddy: sure brother