Ash: hey guys we have a question from topaz
Freddy: oh her again really
Topaz: you bet your sorry ass I am
Foxy: alright lad what question do you have this time
Topaz: first of all I'm a girl
Foxy: sorry lass now what question you gonna mock is with this time
Topaz: OK since your supposed to be the most dangerous, strongest, scariest, evilest robots ever why the f*ck can't you open doors
Freddy: well first of all their Frickin hydraulic doors that lock into the ground and were not that evil
Topaz: Pfft hydraulic doors are nothing, not evil, not evil my ass you stuff nightguards into your spare suits
Freddy: it's called revenge and why don't you run down to author-chan and Mikey in the office and see if you can take out the hydraulic doors
(Authors chan's p.o.v)
Tarlah: Mike east hall there's someone running down
Mike: I've never seen that thing before
Tarlah: well then shut the door
Mike: alright chill Tarlah I'm closing it
Tarlah: thank you
Topaz: eh ehh ehh f*ck fazf*ck wasn't joking when he sad they wouldn't open
Tarlah: topaz what are you doing here
Topaz: oh you know running into steal doors pissing of animatronics the usual
Mike: Tarlah whos that
Tarlah: that would be my annoying bratty sister
Topaz: the one and only latoyah
Mike: oh well please don't waste our power we don't want to get fired cause we like our job
Tarlah: yeah the animatronics are our friends now go home before mum finds out your gone
Topaz: aww I wanna stay
Tarlah: I'll call mum you know how mad she'll be waking her from her sleep at two in the morning
Topaz: bye nice to meet ya Mike bye fazf*ck and friends I've gotta fly✈
{topaz has left the server}
Freddy: good riddens she put poison ivy on the toilet seat
Chica: she swapped my tomato sauce with red paint she's mean
Bonnie: she swapped my guitars strings with shoe laces and glued my guitar 🎸 to my back
Foxy: when I was in Dream land she stuck me hook up me booty and she put me eyepatch around a wasp nest
Ash: yeah she stuck my tail in my mouth and painted my fingernails pink, PINK!!! I hate the colour pink!
Fox: she ripped off my voice box and shoved it down my throat
Tarlah:I'm so sorry guys she's uh what would you say a menace I'm sorry she won't come back again
Freddy: good and bye reader-chan
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fnaf Text Messages And Other Stuff
FanfictionText messages if you read the title it's just a bunch of random texts for absolutely no reason at all and some random stuff I might throw in some short short chapter like things not sure what ya would call em
