s???? (MarkYong) COMPLETED?

CaffèCaramel has logged on

CaffèCaramel:
I transferred schools today.
Fml.
My locker is next to the bathrooms.
I want to die.
And I know,
It's kinda late for a Thursday,
But I've had to do so much homework,
And this kid gave me their number earlier,
And their kakao,
And snapchat,
Instagram,
Twitter,
All of it.
And they've been messaging me non-stop.
Help.
ME!

Mr.Mixtape has logged on

Mr.Mixtape:
I wonder why he sounds familair.
Kinda like someone I know,
Who is gay,
Lives in seoul,
And is in high school.
Wait.
It's like you.
Wow.
Shocker.
But what can I help you with?

CaffèCaramel:
I do not appreciate your tone of text,
But I'll let it slide for now.
Anyway,
Today has been wild,
And I need to talk to someone about it.
I'm the only child.
Well, still at home,
Otherwise, I'd bug them about it.
But damn.
I like this school.
More than I should.

Mr.Mixtape:
Please tell me your parents didn't
Send you to SaeJin, the all boys high school.

CaffèCaramel:
Awww hell yes they did.
And it's amazing.
And not just because I'm
Surrounded by guys all day,
But because no one here,
Knows anyone that goes to
My old school,
Or even if they do,
They don't tease me like they did,
At the old one.
And holy shit
Have you seen the basket ball court?
Shirtless men,
The Best sports equipment,
It has EVERYTHING  I WANT IN LIFE!!!!

Mr.Mixtape:
My brother goes to that school.
I swear to the Lord almighty,
That if I hear about some
new transfer hitting on him,
I'm reporting you for sexual harassment,
Blocking you,
Deleting this account,
And I'm going to pack up my brother,
and we're leaving.

CaffèCaramel:
Please no.
What's his name?
I'll avoid him when possible

Mr.Mixtape:
Do I look dumb?
You might as well have asked for his number,
Slapped a Larry face on that text,
And calmly asked to fuck him.
I'm not telling you shit.

CaffèCaramel:
Can I at least have your name?

Mr.Mixtape:
Smooth move.
You call call me T.Y.

CaffèCaramel:
You can call me Mark,
It's my English name.
'Insert Larry face here'
Better?

Mr.Mixtape:
No.
But I can now advise my brother,
To stay away,
From a american (?) Boy in his senior
Year that recently transferred and
Probably still has a black eye,
And is probably more gay than I.

CaffèCaramel:
I'm canadian.
Bitch.

Mr.Mixtape:
Too bad.
🍁 poor little Canadian bacon 🐷

CaffèCaramel:
Least I won't be called a chink.

CaffèCaramel has logged off

Mr.Mixtape:
Wow.
Just.
Wow.

[A/N]
I meant to write u can call me ty, but it ended up being u call call me ty.
Like, dammit autocorrect!
It's slightly humorous, but it still gets me.
Love, Siha.☀☀☀