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I DO NOT OWN HEY ARNOLD! JERRY SPRINGER, NOR MAURY, NOR CARRIE UNDERWOOD HAHAHAHAA

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Berry sighed "OK!, now for our next guest whom might give us some answers! Please give a hand to Helga G Pataki"

"WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO" cheered the crowd

CHAPTER 4 WHAT?

Helga came running in straight towards Lila and Jerry

Arnold quickly got up and blocked her, letting Jerry take advantage of the situation to escape towards the crowd

"I'M GONNA SMACK THOSE FRECKLES OF YOURS... OFF INTO THE NEXT DIMENSION!" yelled Helga as she tried to dodge Arnold

"WWWWOOOOO" Cheered the crowd "FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!"

Seeing that Arnold couldn't control Helga at the moment one of the Bodyguards ran over to Helga, and lifted her up into the air "LET-ME-GO YA BALD BLEEP" she squirmed and then punched him cold with the back of her head.

Now loose, Helga searched for green spikes within the crowd

"Helga!... Helga!... Helga!..." yelled Berry

Gerald once again nudged Arnold "Guess I was wrong"

"whatta ya want Glasses Boy, cant ya see I'm busy here!" snapped Helga within the crowd

"Come and have a seat" motioned Berry

Helga stomped over to the stage she shook her fist "NO! Ol' Betsy's got some unfinished business to take care of!"

"Just please have a seat" pleaded Berry

Arnold walked over to Helga, he smiled as he put his hand on her shoulder and said "just please, have a seat!" she looked into his beautiful green eyes (oh Arnold... so caring and gentle, if it wasn't for you Lila would be missing some teeth) her legs were beginning to weaken as she felt the urge to walk in the back stage and begin one of her monologues...

She snapped out of it when she heard Arnold ask her again, she nodded and sat beside Nadine

"Tell us Helga, What happened at the Halloween party?" asked Berry

Helga opened her eyes widely "d..don't remember" she stuttered

Berry scratched his forehead "oh, I believe you do Miss Pataki"

Helga gulped, she looked directly into Berry's eyes trying to think of a lie when..."Hey! Don't I know you from somewhere?"

Berry looked around with shifty eyes "aaaaa...No" he cleared his throat and walked over to Arnold "well then since she wont talk... I have a question for you Mr. Shortman"

Arnold nodded "yes"

"I thought that Helga was your personal Bully?"

Arnold smiled and said "well you see Berry, since the Halloween Party Helga and I have become friends"

"FRIENDS!" laughed Helga sarcastically "you wish, Arnoldo, I can't even stand to be in the same room with that big ugly football head of yours"

Arnold gave her an annoyed look

"But Helga" said Berry "you apparently sat down when he asked you"

She nervously rubbed her elbow and trying to sound strong said "so what's your point Glasses Boy?"

"My Point" smiled Berry evilly "as you know, I had hidden cameras at your house?"

Helga bit her lip "so!"

"So...Do you happen to listen to Carrie Underwood?"

"The who?" asked Helga confused

"You know Carrie Underwood, have you ever listened to her song... Before he cheats?"

Helga raised an eyebrow "no, I don't even know you who your talking about... and what does it have to do with me?"

Berry grabbed the remote and pushed play

"Bleeping Cheater!" screamed Helga at the top of her lungs as she stood in top of a lifted Ford F-150, in her hand was a bat which had caused some major damage to the trucks doors and hood... she kept hitting the truck as she said "Who the bleep does she thinks she is! Looking at my freaking leftover food while she..." Helga dropped the bat and took out the keys to the truck; she then tugged it into the sides of the truck making huge amounts of scratches "she... has caviar! Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" then the blonde was seen opening the doors and carving in her name into the leather seats "Stupid Green FREAK!" she then walked outside and slashed holes in all four tires.

Watching the video made Helga pissed again "why you little Bleep!" she ran towards Lila and hopped on her chair to give her a peice of her mind, but luckily for Lila, Arnold didnt let the chair tip

"aaaaaaaaa!" she yelled Helga "how could you do that to him!"

'help..help!" yelled Lila while pushing her off

Helga was once again lifted by a stronger Bodyguard "let me go! let me go!"

Arnold ran over to the Bodyguard and said "hey she said let her go!"

Then all of a sudden Jerry's voice was heard within the crowd "What! ...MY TRUCK! Helga you knew?"

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A/N: HA! SHORT BUT... AT LEAST I UPLOADED :) KIDS! VIOLENCE IS NEVER THE ANSWER, THIS IS JUST FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY :)

THIS ONES TAKING LONGER THAN I'VE EVER IMAGINED... SO GUYZ ANY GUESSES ON WHO'S BABY IT IS?