Reader Discretion is Advised

I DO NOT OWN HEY ARNOLD! JERRY SPRINGER, NOR MAURY

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"You stole my girl" screamed a helpless Jerry

"I KNEW IT I KNEW IT!" Lila jumped into Arnold and pounded him in the back, but backed off when she saw that Helga was on her way towards her

Jerry didn't stop to squirm so Arnold decided to sit in top of him, Helga did too

Berry laughed "so nothing right Helga" he winked

"NOTHING, GLASSES BOY" She spat "IT WAS A ONE TIME THING!"

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CHAPTER 6

THE UNEXPEDTED GUEST

"One time thing eh" laughed Berry "well then, Beautiful Audience... Would you like to see some fresh footage recorded just yesterday?" he laughed winking at the camera

Helga and Arnold glared at each other while the crowd cheered "yeahhhhhhhhh"

Forming an evil grin Berry pushed play...

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The sun just peed out of the sky as the Blonde female was getting ready to hop into the tree that led to her window, but she paused when she heard a beathless Arnold tap on her shoulder, she turned around and giggled "miss me already Football Head?"

Arnold just stood there with a goofy grin and holding a small blue bag "um... You forgot something very important"

Helga reached for the bag and with two fingers pulled out a pink underwear with blue polka dots "aaaa Arnold..."

The Football headed Boy only grinned and rubbed his neck a bit embarrassed

Helga smiled and walked close to him, she grabbed his hand and gave him the bag "It's well" she kissed his cheek and said "a gift I left for you"

Arnold took the bag, wrapped his arms around her waist and slowly began to kiss her neck "thanks" kiss "I" kiss "really" kiss "like"

As much as she was enjoying herself Helga had a need to tease her love god, she cleared her throat and with a smirk asked "sooooo Football Head, since I'm wearing yours, and since mine is in this bag, what are you wearing?"

Arnold backed away and began to blush uncontrollably "I... I..."

"Oh Arnold, don't tell me that you bring spare undies at 5-Star Hotels"

"I" and with a squeaky voice he said "I'm wearing some"

"Oh yeah" she walked up to him and played with his messy hair "you're so hot when you try to lie Football Head"

Next thing Arnold knew, Helga jumped on him like a frog making them both fall into the ground kissing

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"Owwww Owww Owwww" Cheered the Crowd

Berry turned off the TV and watched the blushing couple who sat on top of a furious Jerry "Helga... errrrrrr" he said angrily "GRRRRR you said that you weren't going to do it until marriage" he growled under both Arnold and Helga