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Apollo: Yes! I'm a star! And I'm a special guest! Because I'm the SUUUUUUUN! And I'm so hot and perfect, I-

Me: Chill, Apollo.

Apollo: I can't! I'm hot! 

Me: Fine! Yeah, you'll be getting a major role in this-

Apollo: The more I am seen in this book, the better. 

Me: Yeah yeah okay sure, lemme finish the announcements first.

Apollo: *flashes bright smile* No problem!

Anyway. First off, if you haven't read this already, 

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Stay safe everyone. I know it's probably getting on your nerves hearing this like, 20 times a day but I just want everyone to stay safe because I can't imagine what would happen if I lost one of you. So yeah. 

You'll enjoy this. Hopefully. I wrote this while watching the grand finale of a show and I got emotional so sorry if it's bad. Our special guests today will be Thalia, Mr. D (this should be entertaining, at the very least), and Apollo. There will be many terrible haikus in this chapter, just to let you know! Also autocorrect was pretty annoying but I just made the characters take the blame for it in the next line because I'm lazy so yeah. There's a meme I made down at the bottom if you want to see it too. Happy reading. 

Tam: Isn't this the thingy that I didn't like the sound of

Vara: But I liked the sound of it!

Tris: Tan, it isn't very likely of you to say thingy...

Tris: OH NO I'M SO SORRY ITS TAM NOT TAN

Tam: S' fine

Keefe: The Bangs Boy I know wouldn't shrug it off

Tam: Well then maybe I'm a different person now

Linh: Lol he's trying to change his ways

Katniss: He'll never be able to change his saltiness levels.

Tam: I hate salt

Vara: Says you!

Tam: It's too salty

Tam: Get it?

Biana: Tam...? You don't like puns...

Tam: You heard Linh. I'm trying to change my ways.

Annabeth: Yeah, right. There's something wrong with you.

Jace: Is he inhabited by demons? That's what happened to me

Clary: No

Clary: He'd be acting a lot more different

Four: He's probably had a lot of peace serum, and instead of him acting crazy, he acted all weird.

Keefe: Maybe I put the wrong address....

Percy: Or he could be an imposter. That could work too.

Tam: You've guessed right, Paul Jefferson.

PJ fandom: ...

Annabeth: That isn't you, by any chance, is it Mr. D?

Tam: Uh of course it is, Angelina Crouton. What'd you expect?

Leo: ...

Tam: Oh, I was on Tam's account accidentally. Thanks for noticing that, Liam Vacuum.

Mr. D: That's better!