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Nice Villains?! ? and the Difference Between Four and Five

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A LATE HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRIEND! Sorry I got it about a week late. May autocorrect NOT be with you, and I dearly hope Shannon makes your Sokeefe happen ASAP. And yes, this was what I was working on with my SUPER subtle "secret spy people in my brain" thing... 😉

Also I apologize if I got your birthday wrong. I think it's been at least seven months since I last asked you and I didn't want to ask since that would draw suspicion 😂 (it's also why I didn't send the chapter to you to edit)

Percy: Guys, I have a question for you.

Keefe: Yes?

Percy: Well, not exactly a question. More like...a comment.

Sophie: So what is it?

Percy: Well....I can make you say five.

Sophie: Uh no you can't

Percy: Try me

Sophie: Then I'll say—oh boy, this is harder than it looks.

Keefe: I bet you we won't say whatever "five" is. It's probably a swear word or something.

Everyone: ........

Keefe: What? Is it actually a bad word?

Me: *giggles*

Clary: Keefe, I hate to break it to you, but you said five....

Fitz: Clary, I also hate to break it to you but you said five too....UGH!

Annabeth: I am NOT going down that road, and Seaweed Brain, don't do this. I resisted it, people!

Percy: Oh man....I made five people say five so far!

Jace: Do your math and see that it's three.

Percy: I'll make you say it, soon....

Gisela: Why was I invited here? Like, five people added me in-

Percy: *snickers*

Keefe: We made my mom say five! This is the best day ever!

Dex: Wait, if Keefe doesn't know what 'five' is, then how does Lady Gisela know...

Me: DEX YOU'RE LIKE THE SMARTEST PERSON EVER THANKS

Dex: Uh, you're welcome?

Sophie: Come on, Keefe, do it. You owed me from that bet.....

Me: What bet?!?!

Sophie: *grins* All I'm saying is that Keefe is getting too careless with his betting....

Keefe: *sighs* Hey, Mommy Gisela.

Gisela: ..........excuse me?

Fitz: *snickers*

Keefe: Don't pretend like you weren't a part of this too, Fritz Vacuum...

Fitz: You told me you wouldn't-

Gisela: OKAY. LET'S GET TO THE POINT. WHY WAS I INVITED HERE?!

Keefe: I don't know about your use of the word "invited", Mommy Gisela.

Gisela: STOP CALLING ME THAT.

Keefe: Oh sorry, I won't do it again, Mommy Gisela.

Gisela: *scowls*

Keefe: *whispers* Foster, this is the greatest gift you could have given me...

Sophie: Anytime.

Me: Oh! Gisela! I invited you here for....

Me: Uh, that's the sign for y'all drumrolling....

Jace: Is that even a word?

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