Tam: What happened
Keefe: Good question, Bangs Boy. I was worried for a sec.
Clary: Who is this guy, btw?
Percy: Our camp director.
Mr. D: Correct, Perry the Platypus. I have a prophecy for the 7 and Taylor, by the way.
Thalia: Was that supposed to be me
Me: I think so
Peeta: A what
Harry: Not this again...
Mr. D: There's no "Not this again" about it!
Mr. D: And I know a certain someone to help...POLLY IT'S YOUR TURN TO HOG THE SPOTLIGHT
Apollo: Finally! Gracious, Lionysus. You don't need to call me that in front of our audience here. *flashes bright, movie-star worthy smile*
Fitz: Who are you
Keefe: Lol this Apollo guy and Fitz would be BFFs
Apollo: The almighty god of prophecy, the sun, medicine, poetry, and many other more stuffs!
Jace: God-Dude, it's stuff not stuffs
Everyone: ...
Apollo: Excuse me?! You're my son! I am a poet, and know EVERYTHING. You got all my good looks! You shouldn't be insulting your own father!
Jace: I.....what?
Apollo: Excuse me, so sorry. I'm your uncle, not father. I got mistaken for a moment, but your good looks do obviously come from me, still.
Hermione: WINGARDIUM LEVIoSA
Apollo: *flies into the air and crashes*
Everyone: HERMIONE
Hermione: *shrugs* Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Apollo: I NEED TO WRITE A HAIKU ABOUT THIS
Everyone: NO
Apollo: The wand flying spell
Apollo: Wingardium Leviosa
Apollo: What in the whole world (Lol this is to the beat of our very annoying washing machine)
Hermione: It's LeviOsa, not leviosaaaaahahahahahahahaaaaaaaarrrrrr
Everyone: *groans*
Tris: You sound like a pirate
Me: We ARE pirates. Vara and I love ships, but we want them to be canon too.
Jace: You mean canons, and you want them to HAVE canons.
Me: Shut up Jace, Vara and I are right for the second time. Now shush. What were we talking about again?
Hermione: Haikus
Apollo: Oh wait, that was 8 syllables.
Everyone: YESSS
Apollo: I'M TRYING AGAIN
Everyone: NO HERMIONE WHY
Apollo: I'm trying again
Apollo: 'Cause my haikus are awesome
Apollo: This one fin'lly worked!
Frank: ....no more for the moment, Lord Apollo? Peas?
Apollo: I hate peas.
Frank: *Please
Dionysus: True dat, Polly!
Sophie: Oh no....
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