I woke feeling something next to me. I slowly turn my head hoping it's not Deadpool. "What the fuck I thought I locked the door". I yelled. "Oh you did". He said pointing to the now nonexistent door. He climbs on top of me lifting up his mask so I could only see him smirking. "You wanna get crazy". He said as traced my stomach.
"Get the fuckn off me!!! I screamed as I eat into the living only to be pounced on. "I love it when your the prey and I'm the predator". He whispered into my ear. Just as I was about to kick him an adoptable puppy as came on the tv. " ohhh can we get one"!!!! Deadpool said while jumping up and down. I nod as I got up.
Time skip
Just as I was about to go spider man was at the door. "Oh hey spidey". I smiled at him. "Hey where you going"? He asked. "Just getting a puppy". I said looking back at Deadpool. "Sweet can I come"? He asked while scratching his neck. "NO"!!! Deadpool screamed. "Yes you can". I said giving a glare at Deadpool.
Time skip.
"Aww he so cute"! Spidey said petting the puppy. "Yeah but not as cute as y/n". Deadpool said slapping your ass. "You bitch"!!! I yelled at him. We make back to the house an name the puppy tony. "Hey you guys want a beer". I said looking through the fridge. "Yeah sure" "I'll take one". After drinking for a while we were all drunk. "Hey spidey why don't you and Deadpool do the kids". "How about hic no but Maybe you and me can". "Oh hic hell nahh"!!! "She daddypool's". "Aww are you jealous" "n no" "why don't we just go to sleep" "ok"
You guys fell asleep. Deadpool has his arms around you as your head was on spidey's chest.
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Be mine {Deadpool x reader}
FanfictionYour a gun loving girl he's a insane man but his heart belongs to you cause since your his roommate he has his chance.
