You (Dan Howell x Reader)

DAN'S POV

As I scroll through the comments on my newest YouTube video, I see that Y/N has sent me a text. I swipe right and look at it.

Y/N:

hayyyyy

Y/N:

just wondering, what's up with all this "#danindistress" bullshit

Shit. What's she talking about? I think, as I open up my Twitter and see a massive amount of tweets of one hashtag: #danindistress.

I read through them, trying to find the original. I finally find it, and look at the picture attached. It's of me sitting on the park bench...

I flag the picture but I don't comment, and go back to my texts with Y/N.

Dan:

oh that? i think it must've been someone who looks like me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  YOUR POV

You walk out of your room, only to see that Ashlynn has drunken the whole bottle of Vodka, and now some whisky too. She's pacing around the room, but stumbling since she's drunk.

"Ashlynn, what the fuck is wrong with you?! I told you not to drink he entire bottle!" You say, searching for any remaining alcohol in the apartment.

"I just wanted to feel better. You don't understand what it's like to be in a love triangle!" She says, falling onto the couch dramatically like you did when you got back from your failed interview.

"A-A love triangle? With who? You're having a threesome with Phil, you, and someone else?"

"No, idiot. It's when your dating someone and another person has their eyes on you... The only thing is, I have my eyes on that other person as well. I don't want to break it off though, she seems nice and like she needs someone. But I really do like Phil a lot and I know it just devastates him to see Brittany and I together."

"Interesting. Do you even have a relationship with this "Brittany" person? Or was it more like a one night stand?"

"I don't know to be honest. She came up to me at the party last night and we kind of just got drunk and fucked. Phil left the second we entered the room we slept in."

"P-Party? Who's party? I never knew you went to a party!" You say sarcastically in an offended tone.

"Oh, some guy I met on the streets. He said I was hot and gave me his number, so I texted him. All he sent back was a party invitation, so I invited Phil, and here we are now."

"HOLD THE PHONE! You invited Phil to the party and then ditched him and slept with another girl? Who the hell do you think you are?" You say, a bit angry.

"Y-Yeah I guess... Oh Jesus Christ! I didn't realize it was that bad until just now!"

"Well, it's 'that bad'! So go apologize right now or I will take your phone!" You said, taking the motherly figure now. You and Ashlynn did this often.

"But-"

"NO BUTS, NO CUTS, NO COCONUTS!" You scream at Ashlynn as you shove her out the door.

"BUT MY COCO-" You hear right before slamming the door. You laugh slightly and walk back to your room. You look at the text Dan sent, and text him back.

Y/N:

i don't think it is dude. like, look at it. real hard. like you just fucked phil

Dan:

y/n what the fuck is that supposed to mean

Y/N:

you know what it's supposed to mean idiot. phAn iS reAl!!!!!1!!1

You cringe slightly at your last text. Recently, you've re-watched a lot more of Dan. You've also made sure that Dan has seen you watching, so he doesn't get suspicious of where all these references are coming from.

Dan:

oh yeah sorry i forgot to put away my lube in my last live show didn't i  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Y/N:

no i just heard you and phil from across the building

Dan:

o rly? then who came first?

Y/N:

you did, since you're so easily triggered ಠ‿↼

Dan:

fuck you, bitch

Y/N:

cunt

Dan:

whore

Y/N:

i hate you

Dan:

hate you too, bitch

Y/N:

too far

Dan:

that's what they said (why does it have to be gender specific?)

Y/N:

oh my god i'm going to bed

Dan:

no you're not

Y/N:

you're right, i just want to stay away from the annoying thing that is dan howell

Dan:

okay, understandable. good night sugar

Butterflies shoot throughout your stomach. Did he just make a nickname for me?

Y/N:

good night, huggy ⊂(・▽・⊂)

A/N:

another medium sized chapter. hope y'all enjoyed that. this chapter was just kinda fluff, but that's okay. also, we are literally so close to 100 reads.why the fuck? how the fuck? who the fuck ;) anyways, i never would have thought that anyone would read this, but whatever. i mean, i can't really complain, it's actually a really cool achievement for me. i hope y'all have a fantastic day (or night, or afternoon) buh-bye! ~rags