8:13 am, Crazy Stalker:hello stranger
8:13 am, Ruhan: finally! I've been waiting to complain about Alankrita
8:14 am, Crazy Stalker:oh in that case, see ya
8:14 am, Ruhan: DUUUUDE
8:14 am, Crazy Stalker: quit complaining you big sissy. If you're just paid attention in class this wouldn't have been necessary
8:15 am, Ruhan: don't get preachy on me. I get enough of that.
8: 17 am, Crazy Stalker: but nagging is my middle name
8:17 am, Ruhan: does that mean I need to change your contact to Crazy Nagging Stalker? :3
8:18 am, Crazy Stalker: Don't make me want to hit you.
8:18 am, Ruhan: ok then how do I make you want to hit ON me?
8:20 am, Crazy Stalker: Dear child, keep your shmeckle to yourself
8:21 am, Ruhan: ok 1: never call me your 'child' again. 2: you don't tell me what to do with my shmeckle unless you have one of your own.
8:22 am, Ruhan: wait no that came out wrong
8:22 am, Crazy Stalker: oh my god
8:22 am, Ruhan: NO THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT GODAMMIT
8:22 am, Crazy Stalker: Ruhan, it's perfectly okay to have these feelings, you don't have to hide from your true identity anymore :)
8:23 am, Ruhan: I'M NOT GAY YOU IDIOT THAT WAS A MISTAKE
8:23 am, Ruhan: NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH BEING GAY OKAY
8:23 am, Ruhan: ARGH FORGET IT
8:23 am, Crazy Stalker: living in denial is not healthy, Ruhan
8:23 am, Ruhan: i hope you die
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