3:20 pm, Ruhan: SHE SAID YES
3:24 pm, D3v: what?
3:24 pm, Ruhan: ALANKRITA. SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND NOW.
3:25 pm, D3v: yay can I call her the missus?
3:26 pm, Ruhan: no
3:26 pm, D3v: uh huh okay yeah what went down with the missus?
3:26 pm, D3v: more importantly, did you go down on the missus?
3:27 pm, Ruhan: DON'T RUIN MY MOMENT WITH YOUR FILTH
3:28 pm, D3v: okay okay just curious
3:29 pm, D3v:does this mean I can ask Sarah out?
3:30 pm, Ruhan: you can ask Vilochana ma'am out and I'll still be happy for you
3:30 pm, D3v: wth bruh
YOU ARE READING
The Wrong Number
Teen FictionHIGHEST: #6 IN HUMOR "Your command over sarcasm appalls me." "As does your ability to comprehend it." With a practically non-existent social life, extra study sessions at the best coaching institute in the city, a mind numbingly boring job and...
