[PART 1]this book was created to make you laugh and it has some dirty jokes in there..
I hope you enjoy!! <3
finished: 3-17-19
**DISCLAIMER**
This book involves cussing and inappropriate behavior.
Read at you're own risk.
when I finally arrived at my apartment I looked back at him and saw him smile slightly I smiled back and headed inside the building
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I opened the door to my room and saw my friend Victoria sitting on the couch with a FULL bowl of popcorn watching something on the TV
"hey Victoria." I smiled big at her
she stopped everything she was doing and carefully set the bowl of popcorn on the table and rushed up to me
she shook me by my shoulder and said:
"what did you two do?" she said getting antsy
"we had a very good night." I blushed and looked down at my feet
"yup y'all fucked." she walked back to the couch and put her movie back on
"I never said that!" I took off my jacket.
"well, obviously he took you back to wherever he was staying, and I'm pretty sure you liked everything he did."
"of course I did." I winked at her and walked into my room I just needed to get out of these clothes. even tho they smell like Alex it's what I've been wearing since yesterday! 😖
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I finished showering and getting dressed when I got a message on my phone. it was under 'daddy gumuchian.' I sighed and laughed at his immaturity
I opened the message
daddy gumuchian👅 hey 🛒er
🛒er💞 why.
daddy gumuchian👅 why what?
🛒er💞 daddy gumuchian?? seriously
daddy gumuchian👅 do you not like it?
🛒er💞 no
daddy gumuchian👅 tuff can it stay like that tho??? plllssss
🛒er💞 sure 🙄
daddy gumuchian👅 whatcha doin
🛒er💞 texting this guy he likes to hit on me we had sex last night and it was good😍
daddy gumuchian👅 I'm texting a beautiful girl I love talking to her her sex was also good👅
🛒er💞 😁
daddy gumuchian👅 ik u liked that
🛒er💞 u want to know something that might turn u on??
daddy gumuchian👅 well I mean if I'm able to see you again I'll be hard as a rock😍
🛒er💞 I'm wet
daddy gumuchian👅 I wanna eat u out your taste so divine🤑🤑
🛒er💞 oh dear- you really think I'm top notch??
daddy gumuchian👅 yeah ofc I like how ur ok with me talking about u like this
🛒er💞 I low-key like it
daddy gumuchian👅 👅👅
🛒er💞 well I'm not gonna be like omg yes daddy 😍😍 that's just ew
daddy gumuchian👅 i wouldn't mind if u did that y'know
🛒er💞 yo can I tell u something about yourself
daddy gumuchian👅 ?
🛒er💞
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you look so handsome 😩
daddy gumuchian👅 damn gravy look like a whole shNack
🛒er💞 wow-
daddy gumuchian👅 mb that was the part where I said sum about u u look like a full course meal😍✨
🛒er💞 ik bb
daddy gumuchian👅 I would continue to talk with u and use some of my pick up lines😉 but I gtgsss bb my manager is telling me to sleep he acts like my mom
🛒er💞 I'm so happy i met u
daddy gumuchian👅 I feel like the luckiest guy knowing we have sex 😉
🛒er💞 wtf bye😚
daddy gumuchian👅 gnnn bb✨
------ lol i wasn't actually wet writing this pls don't hate me😓 -disorderdsilhouette