🛒er💞
hey ik u went to the store to get sum
but I miss u :(🚼🚫💰💰
can't get enough huh?🛒er💞
istg
seriously 😒🚼🚫💰💰
lol this cashier keeps hitting on me
nd I keep telling her about u...
like tf leave me alone 😭🛒er
wtf
tell that lady I told her to "back off that's my man's"🚼🚫💰💰
ok
AHHAHAHAH
she was like
"no tf ur mine."🛒er💞
wtf.
I'm boutta pull up🚼🚫💰💰
pls I hate being away from u🛒er💞
aW.🚼🚫💰💰
😉🛒er💞
womanizer🚼🚫💰💰
yuUuPP🛒er💞
oh did u get what I wanted u to get🚼🚫💰💰
oh yeah.
when u told me I wanted to shoot myself🛒er💞
ur so immature🚼🚫💰💰
no that lady is
obv she didn't see what was I'm the cart
like "DO YOU THINK I HAVE A FREAKING PERIOD??"
no my girlfriend goes the shut up🛒er💞
see
now you've confused me
why did u not tell her that.🚼🚫💰💰
did you actually just say that-
WHY WOULD I SAY THAT OUTLOUD
r u crazy
I would rather do anything else then say that
that's so freaking embarrassing🛒er💞
if some guy hit on me I would've said sum🙄🚼🚫💰💰
that wouldn't happen.
because I'ma be witchu nd if he does
I'ma just put my arm around uu🛒er💞
.
lol u jealous🚼🚫💰💰
nO
no I'm not🛒er💞
awwww
that's so cuutee🚼🚫💰💰
ok bye🛒er💞
wait nooooo alex 😖🚼🚫💰💰
what🛒er💞
:(🚼🚫💰💰
Change my name to daddy gumuchian?🛒er💞
fine
but note I'll say it later🚼🚫💰💰
lol I feel bad for ur friend
but i gtg don't wanna text me drive
bye✨🛒er💞
byyee💞------
cuties :)))))))))

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Fanfiction[PART 1]this book was created to make you laugh and it has some dirty jokes in there.. I hope you enjoy!! <3 finished: 3-17-19 **DISCLAIMER** This book involves cussing and inappropriate behavior. Read at you're own risk.