It had been two weeks since I went to David's house, I stopped calling and texting him and tried to move on with my life. I didn't know why he chose to ruin everything but I decided to leave him be.
Mother's baby bump had started showing and I focused all my attention to her and the baby. Father had been a bit busy so we were the ones heeding to her beck and call.
Ada had noticed that my rendezvous nights were over and she decided to ask about it with laura encouraging her.
"So sister what happened na? Our romantic brother has not been visiting again why? Usually you sneak out around 10, then come back by 12am"
"Are you sure you people don't meet in your mother's shop? Amy with the way you carry the matter for your head e be like say the bobo dey show face for there" Laura added
Inner thought: The bobo don commot face since😒😒😒
There's nothing of that sort going on, I've become busy that's all" I replied hoping to be left alone
"So is it true that you almost sex with the guy on his car? " Laura questioned
The shock I got from the question made me start coughing so hard, how does laura come up with strange information about me.
Inner thought : 🤔🤔there's a lot of truth in that
Me: what nonsense truth? We did kiss and his hands roamed a bit, I even got a hickey but I didn't almost have sex with him
Inner thoughts: Stop going all defensive 🙄🙄, I was there remember?
Me: I don't even want to remember times I spent with him, as you can see I loathe him very much at the moment. "And that was too loud of course
"Amy you loathe times you spent with him? O gini what happened? " laura asked
I cleared my throat and began talking, Clearly tired of withholding the truth
" David stooped talking to me for no reason, so after I had gone to Enugu, after countless failed attempts of reaching him with texts and calls. I decided to stop by his house. Well let's just say he was in good company "
"You mean he didn't tell you why he left you, but he's moved on with another girl. Which kind nonsense be that? This is exactly why I get aggressive sometimes. I remember when one lady was throwing herself at Kelvin, after beating thoroughly I made sure that I applied pepper over eyes. Next time when she singles men who are not single she won't even blink their way"
Inner thought :👀😳😳😳🤔🤔🤔😌😌😌it's not too late to attack David you know, laura fought her enemy. We could have just broken that lady's jaw that day
Me: we are doing nothing of that sort! " I warned vehemently
Inner thought :🙄🙄😏😏Such a weakling
Me: I am not interested in anything that'd make me see David again
Inner thought : Asshole, exhaust pipe, ugly animal, Stupid goat, Castrated bull, pig's butt pus, idiot!
Me: By all means enjoy yourself call him whatever you wish
"I'm really sorry it turned out to be bad, atleast you're done with all your dates, Don't worry you'll find love inugo, it's David's loss. That anu mpam, ewu ohia, castrated bull"
I managed to laugh at the last name because it was the same my inner thought used.
"So sister was that why you were you were crying that day? " Ada asked causing embarrassment to swarm around me
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My Twelve Random Dates
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