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Y/n: OH MY GOD I HATE YOUR FACE SO MUCH WHY ARE YOU SUCH A LIFE RUINER?!?
Alois: *is confused*
Yuma: *walks by* She thinks your hot *continues with his butler duties*
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Y/n: *thinking out loud* I wish Alois had kissed me that one time
Alois: *Kisses Y/n*
Y/n: *pushes him away* What are you doing?
Alois: You're the one that said I should kiss you
Y/n: Stop reading my thoughts!!!
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Y/n: There isn't enough salt in the WORLD to protect us from the hell you are about to unleash!
Alois: Oh don't be such a worrywart, the demon and I go way back
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Y/n: People always ask the wrong questions. Everyone asks, "Why did you turn Claude into a rat?" But they never ask, "Why didn't I turn Claude into a rat?"
Alois: YOU TURNED CLAUDE INTO A RAT!?!
Y/n: See? Wrong questions.
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Y/n: Are you clinically insane or just incredibly annoying?
Alois: I don't know, probably both
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Y/n: ALOIS TRANCY!!
Alois: Whatever it is, I didn't do it.
Y/n: You always say that and I never believe you!
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*Y/n and Alois fighting*
Y/n: If you keep this up I'll leave you for Ciel!
Alois: HAH! Like his gay ass would even want you!
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Yuma: Sign here please, Mistress
Y/n: *whines* I hate paperwork
Yuma: *sighs and signs it*
Y/n: Did you just?
Yuma: I've been serving you your whole life, of course I know how to forge your signature
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Alois: I didn't do it
Y/n: Then why are you laughing? *irritated*
Alois: Because whoever dis it is a freaking genius!
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*Alois and Y/n fighting once again*
Alois: I don't give a damn!
Y/n: You give so many damn they're visible from SPACE!!
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Y/n: Right now I don't know if I want to shove you off a bridge or kiss you!
Alois: Can I pick?
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Y/n: There you are Yuma! I've been- why are you bleeding?
Yuma: *smiles charmingly* Don't fret Mistress, it's not my blood
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Sebastian: Such a shame Yuma, you've lost your touch *smirks*
Yuma: Can I kill him?
Claude: Unfortunately no, he's immortal
Yuma: You mean I get to kill him more then once?
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*any time a guy tries to get with Y/n*
Random guy: Hey gurl-
Y/n: No.
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Alois: Damn right I'm pretty
Y/n: I said petty *deadpan*
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Yuma: Why aren't you dating him?
Y/n: I'd destroy him...
Yuma: He'd be into that
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Alois: You don't scare me
Y/n: Then why is your heart beating so fast?
Alois: Cause your kinda cute
That will be all! I hope you enjoyed reading these as much as I enjoy writing it! Tell me if you guys want to see more bloopers.
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