Bambi - has anyone ever been to Canada?
Queen - No
Other Dad - no
Dad - No
Reeds - not really
MJ - nope
Bambi - ah shit
Bambi - no one can answer my questions
Bambi -
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MJ - E X C U S E M E W H A T
Queen - i've seen worse
Dad - remember the Chitari?
Other Dad - I've seen Steve yeet himself over a fiery inferno
Queen - excuse me w h a t
Queen - when did this happen!?
Dad - back before I went into the ice
Queen - well shit
Queen - I was hoping that it was sometime when Steve and Tony were divorcing
Dad - IT WASN'T LIKE THAT
Queen - "I'm leaving and I'm taking the team with me"
Other Dad - "Half of the team belongs to me!"
Queen - "FUCK YOU!"
Other Dad - "LANGUAGE!"
Bambi - no fucking way
Bambi - you actually fucking did it
Dad - they want me to be a language cop, imma be a language cop
Other Dad - he has a swear jar
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FanfictionSteve puts the wrong number in while trying to text Tony and accidentally texts someone called 'Bambi' Soon, Bucky, MJ, Ned, Nat, and more join! All in all, it's a very messed up family. AKA my take on a marvel wrong number fic ft. twitter and angst...
