***'Dysfunctional Family' Chat***
12:00 AM, June 1st
Bunny has logged on
Bunny - HaPpY pRiDe DaY
Beter's New Hero has logged on
Beter's New Hero - hApPy PrIdE dAy
Bunny has changed Beter's New Hero's name to Lesbian One
Lesbian One has changed Bunny's name to Trans Bi Guy
Trans Bi Guy has changed Rabbit's name to Cis Gay Guy
Lesbian One has changed Daughter's name to Lesbian Too
Lesbian One and Trans Bi Guy have logged off
Mom has logged on
Mom has changed The Favorite Uncle's name to That One Straight Guy
Mom has changed Mom's name to Acearo Bitch
Acearo Bitch has changed Other Dad's name to Gay Disaster
Acearo Bitch has changed Dad's name to Bi Disaster
Mom has logged off
***'AVENGERS ASSEMBLE' Group Chat***
Natasha has logged on
Natasha has changed Natasha's name to Acearo Bitch
Acearo Bitch has changed Capsicle's name to Bi Disaster
Acearo Bitch has changed Parent Murdering Boyfriend's name to Gay Disaster
Acearo Bitch has changed Birdbrain's name to That One Straight Guy
Acearo Bitch has changed Tiny Stank's name to Bi Bitch
Acearo Bitch has changed Queen's name to Lesbian Too
Acearo Bitch has changed Princess's name to Lesbian One
Acearo Bitch has changed Bambi's name to Trans Bi Guy
Acearo Bitch has changed Reeds's name to Cis Gay Guy
Acearo Bitch has changed King's name to Gay Bitch
Acearo Bitch has changed William Snekspeare's name to it's they/them, bitch
Acearo Bitch has changed Jazzy's name to Lesbian Three
Acearo Bitch has changed Quiche's name to who knows?
Acearo Bitch has changed Lord of Sparklies's name to what is sexuality
Acearo Bitch has changed god please kill me's name to Power Bi
Acearo Bitch has changed god please kill me too's name to Power Gay
Acearo Bitch has logged off
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Captain Dad Sir?!
FanfictionSteve puts the wrong number in while trying to text Tony and accidentally texts someone called 'Bambi' Soon, Bucky, MJ, Ned, Nat, and more join! All in all, it's a very messed up family. AKA my take on a marvel wrong number fic ft. twitter and angst...
