The Manager - Kuroo x Reader

(Y/N) POV~
Today is the day before mine and Kuroo's wedding anniversary. It started off with (C/N) jumping onto our bed to wake us up, and Kuroo falling out of the bed.

"Mommy, Daddy, wake up," (C/N) yelled with a smile as (she/he) jumped on the bed, "Tonight I get to sleepover at Suga's house!"

"(C/N) we know, now say sorry to your father," I said as I crawled to the other side of the bed to look at Kuroo on the floor.

"Oh no, I'm so sorry Daddy," (C/N) said jumping off the bed and trying to help Kuroo.

"I'm fine," Kuroo said getting up.

"Okay, now come along, I made breakfast," (C/N) said walking out of room. Kuroo and I looked at each other for a second before following.

When we got to the table where (C/N) stopped we saw a pile of cereal dumped into one bowl that was over flowing, a cat treat on a plate, and a circle of chips around the cat treat. It kinda looked like we were summoning something.

"Do you like it?" (C/N) asked happily obviously proud of (her/his) hard work.

"Of course," I said smiling, "Now why don't you go watch TV"

"Okay," (C/N) said running off happily.

"Do you want the cat treat? Or should I give it to (P/N)?" Kuroo asked pointing at the cat treat.

"Give it to (P/N) before we accidentally summon some sort of cat demon," I say before cleaning up the chips.

"Good Idea," Kuroo says taking the treat and giving to (P/N) who just walked into the room.

~Time Skip~
After finally cleaning up the 'breakfast' (C/N) made us we heard a knock at the door. I went answer it just to have a pillow case thrown over my head. I heard the people entering the house and I was about to say something before I heard a short ginger speak.

"I can't believe we're doing this again, it's like when we were at the training camp," I heard Hinata say.

~Time Skip~
Kuroo also got a pillow case thrown over his head, at least I'm pretty sure and we were shoved into a car. I was worried about (C/N) until I heard (him/her) talking to Suga.

"Suga, Suga, Can we watch the Lorax tonight?" I heard (C/N) ask Suga.

"Of course," Suga said. After he said that I pulled out of the car a pushed into what I'm guessing is a building and was pushed into a chair.

"Okay, take the pillow cases off," I heard someone say in a weird voice. The person sounded familiar and as I was thinking off who it could be the pillow case was taken off of my head and I saw Bokuto sitting in front of me in a chair, and Kuroo in another chair to my right.

"What is happening?" I asked confused.

"It's gift," I heard (C/N) say from where (she/he) was standing with Suga.

"A gift?" I said confused.

"This is the second time you guys have kidnapped me," Kuroo said looking at Bokuto.

"Yes but this is a gift, it's called, COUPLES THERAPY WITH BOKUTO," He yelled.

"I don't think we need couples therapy," I said.

"Yes you do, because you guys won't allow me to break into your house to get you guys to make me pasta, and you won't let me steal your cat," He said crossing his arms and pointing.

"It's our cat," Kuroo said. So this is really just something that was put together by Bokuto.

"Now why don't we talk about how you guys don't allow me to steal your cat first," Bokuto said pulling out a notepad and a pen and starting to scribble on it.

"It's our cat," Kuroo repeated himself.

"I see, (Y/N)?" Bokuto said as he scribbled more furiously.

"It's our cat," I said repeating Kuroo.

"Uhhh, fine, next question, why do you guys always refuse to make me pasta after I break into your house and throw the pasta at you?" He asked as he stopped scribbling.

"Because you broke into our house and threw pasta at me," I said.

"I see," Bokuto said as he scribbled more.

~Time Skip~
After an hour and a half of answering Bokuto's weird and stupid questions he finally had figured out what is 'wrong' with us.

"Okay, according to everything you told me I think I know what is wrong with you two," Bokuto said throwing his pen across the room and showing us the notepad which just had a bunch of scribbled that sorta made an owl shape.

"That's just an owl made of scribbles," Kuroo said.

"No, that's just my notes, duh," Bokuto said like it was the most obvious thing in the world, "Now the thing that is wrong with you two is that, your mean"

"Wait, what?" I said confused. Like I know I've punched people in the face a couples times, most of the time it's James, but I'm not mean.

"Your mean to me," He said.

"How are we mean to you?" Kuroo said confused as well, "We've literally let you sleep in our house because you were to scared to sleep at your house"

"Oh ya," Bokuto said remembering all the times he's slept at our house, "But you guys don't let me steal your cat, and you don't make noodles for me"

"One, you can't steal our cat, and two, if you would ask and not throw a thing of noodles at me then maybe I would make you some noodles," I said.

"Oh," He said, "Okay, we're done here"

"You kidnapped just for this?" Kuroo asked.

"Yes"

AN-
I hope you guys liked it
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